The Difference Between Men & Women

Let’s say a guy named Roger is attracted to a woman named Elaine. He asks her out to a movie; she accepts; they have a pretty good time.

A few nights later he asks her out to dinner, and again they enjoy themselves. They continue to see each other regularly, and after a while neither one of them is seeing anybody else.

And then, one evening when they’re driving home, a thought occurs to Elaine, and, without really thinking, she says …

‘The Ex’ - Knifeholder

I had to chuckle about this article (via Gizmodo) on this hot little number. “The Ex” Knifeholder from CSB Commodities, well the picture says it all. We’ve all got an ex and perhaps you didn’t end the relationship wanting to put a knife through them, but now at least whenever you whip up your favorite gorgonzola pasta, you can think of your ex as you purposefully shove your knives …

What to do with your old Lollypop sticks

Ever wondered where your lollypop sticks end up? Yeah, me neither…
One guy who makes sure he puts them to good use is Captain Robert McDonald. I’m not sure how long it took him, but this guy has successfully built a 15m Viking Ship entirely from Lollypop sticks!

For Sale: Turbine Powered Toyota MR2

No jokes.. Some guy had the money, time and the know-how to mount 2 General Electric T-58-3 Turbines into his MR2. This monster has 4 fuel tanks that run on Jet A Fuel. Its equipped with many safety features that most standard turbine powered cars come with… fire detection, fire surpression, roll cage and power steering for those hair-pin corners at 200km/hr….

World gone mad (again)

So many sites and so much news to read, here’s a roundup of the more interesting stuff you might have missed (according to me):

Tiger kills 17 old girl while posing for a photo at a petting zoo, unlucky…
CNN

Eminem going into rehab for - ahem - sleeping pills??? Right, it’s like cheating on your diet with a rice cake.
Emineminem, just like him I never know when to stop - CNN

3 South African Men could be …

Bob, The Yellow Llama

Meet Bob.. The Star of this site :)

Jumping the Couch - Thx Tom

No more going ballistic, no more going postal, from here on forward when people get all trippy and slaughter their friends with popsicle sticks they are “Jumping on the couch”. We have Tom Cruise to thank.

Did he who? Diddy without the P

Puffy Daddy, Puffy, Sean Combes and P. Diddy… All of these names will quickly bring to mind the only famous black man that can’t dance. Well now the artist formerly known as Puff Daddy is soon to be formerly knows as P. Diddy.

Due to the problems created when people meet him for the first time and the length of time it takes him to explain who he is on the phone (i know i know) P. Diddy is losing …

SEO Your Wordpress Blog

I’ve spent the last 2 weeks or so tweaking my blog application to be more SEO viable. This involved a number of re-arranging techniques and a couple of plug-ins, rewrite rules and includes that have decidedly increased the traffic to my site by means of SERP’s. I decided last night whilst I was in the bath, that I’d document the steps I took in order to help and assist others who’d …

Canyon Computer Monitors

I’m aware that these monitors have been around for quite a while and this is no breaking news entry, but damn.. I had to make a formal comment on these babies. These multi-screen computer monitors made by the company known simply as ‘L’ have broken every rule in the book. Talk about immersive graphics! I bet if you typed fast enough, you could get whiplash just watching the cursor.

Specs (you might want …