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- Written: August 17th, 2005
- Filed in: Humor
- By: MarkB
How to Poop at Work
We've all been there but don't like to admit it. As much as we try to convince ourselves otherwise, the WORKPOOP is inevitable. For those who hate pooping at work, following is the Survival Guide for taking a dump at work.
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- Written: August 15th, 2005
- Filed in: Generalisms
- By: MarkB
I R HOT
Vanity Plates. The jury's still out on this one for me personally. I'm not sure if I'd be vain enough to stick my own name on the plates but I've also had a good chuckle at a few really clever and original plates that have been well thought out. There are of course though, a number of pathetic examples of people who've tried to force the creative juices to flow and the results have been less than humorous.
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- Written: August 12th, 2005
- Filed in: Tech Stuff
- By: MarkB
Numark I-DJ
Wow! Gadget of the week by far! Numark has developed the DJ setup for the nu-age DJ. No more lugging around huge CD wallets (which can get stolen out of your car), now you rock up at your party with your two Ipods and just plug them into this baby:
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- Written: August 12th, 2005
- Filed in: Generalisms
- By: MarkB
Golf R32
Oh My... Words fail. How can one picture invoke such feelings of adrenaline and desire. Hands up who wants to drive one of these??
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- Written: August 12th, 2005
- Filed in: Generalisms
- By: Dale
Mustralian
So it seems prison island is living up to it's name thanks to one :: Matthew Stewart. You might remember him from such videos as "We gonna blow stuff up" and "the bombs are coming". Matthew Stewart, ex Australian soldier and former U.N. peace keeping force private has apparently appeared on recent Al-Qaeda tapes warning of retaliation bombings and death. He appeared wearing a ski-mask and wielding an assault rifle and blurted out his threats in a clearly recognisable ausie ...
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- Written: August 12th, 2005
- Filed in: Generalisms
- By: MarkB
How to Hijack a car
A repentant car hijacker (28) stole and hijacked cars for more than 14 years before deciding to go straight. Now he is a struggling fashion designer who presents motivational talks at schools in Orange Farm, south of Joburg, discouraging youngsters from doing crime. He spoke to Denis Droppa about the murky world of vehicle crime.
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- Written: August 11th, 2005
- Filed in: Generalisms
- By: Dale
Beeping Bikini
Another reason to hate tourists!!! Like getting stuck in 3 hour traffic while trying to move around in CT in December isn't enough... They buy all the Valpre, they infest our streets, they create lines outside our party venues, and now when you lie next to them on the beach, they're gonna beep every fifteen minutes. Awesome. All the details are on IOL NOTE TO ALL TOURISTS - DO NOT FALL ASLEEP IN THE SUN! How can it be? Lets start thinking ...
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- Written: August 11th, 2005
- Filed in: Generalisms
- By: MarkB
Life in South Africa
Man... You gotta love South Africa... I'm walking down to my car this morning that is safely parked in the security area of the flats where I stay. I'm confidant as always that my car is safe and unharmed because of the high fences, security wire and all sorts of other security measures that have been employed at the flats. Yeah right... As I round the back of my car and walk to the drivers side, the driver's window is down.. "I'm sure ...
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- Written: August 10th, 2005
- Filed in: Generalisms
- By: Dale
Jackson Jurors, …No wait, i’ve… changed my mind
So how does boy wonder manage to stay out the chookie? All I know is, where there's smoke there's fire, and circulating around MJ is a nuclear mushroom of dust, smog and smoke of alcohol induced perversion and down-right freakshowness. Plus Mickey Mouse called and he wants his gloves back. 3 out of 12 of MJ's jurors have now fessed up to thinking that the Frootloop that stole Mickey Mouses gloves was guilty of at least some of the hanky-panky he ...
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- Written: August 10th, 2005
- Filed in: Generalisms
- By: Dale
Death by fun
Yesssss, I took your base Billy. Ha ha, you're dead Billy, you're dead. Ha ha. Billy? So we know that drugs are dangerous and even alcohol kills, but video games? From SkyNews: A South Korean man has died of exhaustion in an internet cafe after playing computer games non-stop for 49 hours, according to police. The 28-year-old, identified only by his last name, Lee, collapsed after having eaten minimally and not sleeping. He had refused to leave his keyboard ...