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  • Date: October 31st, 2005
  • Time: 6:43 pm
  • Written by: MarkB
  • Comments: 4

Bathroom Tap + LED = ?

This has got to be one of the most beautiful bathroom creations I have seen all year. Now that I’ve got my own flat, I’ve been keeping my eyes open for ideas on how I can best decorate my pozzie.

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  • Date: October 31st, 2005
  • Time: 2:08 pm
  • Written by: Dale
  • Comments: 2

Kate moss set up

Was anyone really shocked at hearing of Kate Moss’ drug habits? If you were, you’re an idiot. Her boyfriend is the king of inebriation and she’s a famous model who doesn’t ever put on any weight. What did you expect really?

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  • Date: October 31st, 2005
  • Time: 12:10 pm
  • Written by: MarkB
  • Comments: 0

Watch this space…(tomorrow)

Ok peeps, CSS Reboot indicates 1 day to go until the Reboot. I thought it was actually gonna be today @ 1pm, but I’m thinking maybe I got my times mixed up.

Rest assured, The Yellow Llama will be relaunched at the correct time as per the CSS Reboot site. So continue to watch this space for the revealing of the new design :)

When the relaunch happens, I’ll start a blog about the design I chose and I’ll …

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  • Date: October 28th, 2005
  • Time: 3:41 pm
  • Written by: Karen
  • Comments: 5

To transfuse or not to transfuse

I was shocked to hear that Doctors at a Pretoria Hospital had obtained a court order to give a baby a blood transfusion despite the repeated refusals by the parents. The reasons for refusal of this transfusion were based on religious beliefs. It was upsetting to hear the way it was brought across in the media, as though the parents were callously prepared to let their child die. Putting religion aside, legally, …

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  • Date: October 28th, 2005
  • Time: 2:48 pm
  • Written by: Dale
  • Comments: 1

Bird flu is Spanish flu

Spanish flu killed 50M people before it finally disappeared from planet earth. Under close inspection it has been found that Bird flu IS actually the Spanish flu. With a few variations. How do we know this?

Well, by analysing tissue samples from WW1 soldiers and comparing them with that of Eskimo’s dug out from deep within the Alaskan permafrost, scientists have been able to connect the 2.

An interesting variation to the story goes like this:
Spanish flu had worked itself off …

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  • Date: October 28th, 2005
  • Time: 12:17 pm
  • Written by: MarkB
  • Comments: 1

Shame on You

I must admit that for the first time in a long time, I saw a good documentary on TV. I know in the past, most of us have been quite pessimistic towards late nite tv, but I must give this show its credit.

There’s a judge in the US, that has taken a different approach to punishment for relatively small offenses. Enter Judge Joe Brown.

Most small time offenders end up with a few months …

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  • Date: October 27th, 2005
  • Time: 3:50 pm
  • Written by: Philip
  • Comments: 0

Separate

And stare down

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  • Date: October 27th, 2005
  • Time: 1:40 pm
  • Written by: Karen
  • Comments: 1

The Cowboy

His mind felt as crowded
as the bar he occupied
Tracing the oak finish
With a single finger
Cigar smoke stung his eyes

Why was he obligated to go there?
Who would have known that
within him a silent battle raged?
To the strangers who surrounded him
he appeared calm, in control.

Sipping his whisky and contemplating
Why he always seemed to struggle alone
He felt like a lone gunman
Facing himself in a pistol duel
Where was his trusty steed?

Plagued by the notion
That he could be surrounded by people,
Yet he still …

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  • Date: October 27th, 2005
  • Time: 12:23 pm
  • Written by: Dale
  • Comments: 1

Harvard crashes on golfcourse

Picture this:

You’re on the 17th Fairway, there is a gentle southerly breeze and you’re lining up your approach with your 3 wood. You concentrate on your the little ball that you’re staring down at and thinking of the satisfaction you’re about to get by clocking it with the oversized head that allows even the most retarded players to hit a good shot. Just then out the blue…, you get hit by a Harvard. A Harvard like this one:…

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  • Date: October 26th, 2005
  • Time: 2:07 pm
  • Written by: MarkB
  • Comments: 3

Spongebob Squarepants

Spongebob Squarepants has been found in Johannesburg, South Africa!!

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Looking for trouble…

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Examples of Kulula attendants’ sense of humor

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