Indian Curry Rhapsody
Naan, just killed a man Poppadom against his head Had lime pickle now he's dead
Riddle me this…
If a man speaks in a forest, and no woman is there to hear him, is he still wrong?
Blue Eyes
You say that my eyes make you uneasy Like I'm able see right through you What are you hiding? Two bottomless sapphire pools. Swirling in the vortex Losing all grip on reality Is this how it's ...
Nice Boobies
The Blue Footed Booby... Here's another up-to-the-minute news story you might have missed
Strange Domain Names
People spend a lot of time thinking up their children's names. It's just a pity they don't always think as hard about their domain names.
Sharing the Pain
A black moth-eaten shawl Draped over her hunched shoulders Who was that old woman? Why does she come here? A glass poised in her hand Her face expressionless Contrasted only by her eyes Saturated with emotion As if ...
What is a crokodil?
This is an actual essay of a grade 3 pupil in an exam. The question was: What is a crocodile?
Durkah durkah Jihad, Sadam loses a lawyer
That' s interesting. Dill and Salami , er, sorry Sadoun Dalaimi (was thinking about lunch), one of 13 defence lawyers representn' the "middle east siyeed" dictator and MC - Saddam ...
Foolishness vs Incompetence
What is the height of foolishness? Scenario: You have a newborn baby. You need to step into a shop. Hmm…what do you do? Take the baby ...
