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- Comments: 11
- Written: November 30th, 2005
- Filed in: Humor
- By: MarkB
How to Avoid a Shark Attack
Cape Town offers prime shark cage diving spots. Unfortunately, the Cape waters are also developing a bit of a reputation in being renowned for shark attacks. In the light of this, I thought this information would be quite useful in avoiding a potentially fatal shark attack.
- Comments: 2
- Written: November 30th, 2005
- Filed in: Humor
- By: MarkB
Snotty Receptionist 0 / Geriatric 1
There's nothing worse than a snotty doctor's receptionist who insists you tell her what is wrong in a room full of other patients. I know most of us have experienced this, and I love the way this old guy handled it.
- Comments: 2
- Written: November 29th, 2005
- Filed in: Generalisms
- By: Dale
Thunder Birds - the original
How many people remember these guys? Just had like a paint-chip flash back or something and had to look it up. They were the bomb man. As a kid they were my best friends, when all the other kids wouldn't let me into their biker gangs and tree houses I knew I always had the Thunder Birds. They were the reason i learned to move the top of my head up and down when I talk instead of ...
- Comments: 6
- Written: November 29th, 2005
- Filed in: Humor
- By: MarkB
Things I’ve learnt from the movies
If being chased through town, you can usually take cover in a passing St Patrick's Day parade - at any time of the year. All beds have special L-shaped top sheets that reach up to armpit level on a woman but only waist level on the man lying beside her. All grocery shopping bags contain at least one stick of French bread. Once applied, lipstick will never rub off - even while scuba diving. The ventilation system of any ...
- Comments: 5
- Written: November 28th, 2005
- Filed in: Generalisms
- By: MarkB
The Most Expensive Pizza Ever
The radio station that panders to our office, 5fm and Debonnaires Pizza, had a competition today. During the day, they announce 3 or 4 branches of Debonnaires and the first 10 people to arrive at one of those branches and shout, "Its the way I like it", win themselves 4 pizzas, 4 waffles & a 2L coke. So when they announced the branch about 2 blocks from where I work, I raced up there and was lucky customer number ...
- Comments: 9
- Written: November 28th, 2005
- Filed in: Watching the World
- By: Dale
Why Arabs die with smiles
Please consider for your amusement: From IOL Riyadh - Four Saudi women teaching in a remote village school have married their driver so they can live closer to work, al-Watan newspaper said on Monday. The newspaper said the women from al-Baha province in south-west Saudi Arabia were impressed with the man's "good morals" and decided to marry him and live together in the village where they teach - avoiding a tiring daily commute. They were married in a short ceremony, and have agreed ...
- Comments: 7
- Written: November 28th, 2005
- Filed in: Generalisms
- By: Dale
2006 :: Cape Town light’s out!
Who keeps tripping over the plug? One of them monkeys over at the Koeberg nuclear power station in Cape Town is obviously playing his boom box too loud. The entire business community of the Western Cape is under threat from insufficient power supply. Starting a couple of weeks ago the 2 Nuclear reactors have suffered strain and threaten to do so until mid 2007. If your business isn't equiped I suggest you get in gear now... Full story :: From Business ...
- Comments: 5
- Written: November 25th, 2005
- Filed in: Web Stuff
- By: MarkB
South Africa Roadmaps
Eventually, South Africa has gotten its butt into gear and come up with an online roadmap directory.
- Comments: 1
- Written: November 24th, 2005
- Filed in: Rants
- By: Philip
Hellkom! (for Mark)
Why can't we all just get along? Why is there always a big fat bully in the neighbourhood who is hell bent on taking your humble earnings!?! And what's to do about it? Cry to the heavens screaming "INJUSTICE!!!"? Haha, you're kidding me!! The heaven's are silent as a bird craps on your head as you fall to your knees pleading for help! We're in telecoms hell! This is it! HELLKOM ...plan for revenge...
- Comments: 3
- Written: November 24th, 2005
- Filed in: Tech Stuff
- By: MarkB
Gidgets & Gadgets
In the past like, 2 months I've seen a huge range of interesting inventions and gadgets emmerging. Some of them are crazy and WTF!, and others are really quite cool...
