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  • Date: November 30th, 2005
  • Time: 6:25 pm
  • Written by: MarkB
  • Comments: 11

How to Avoid a Shark Attack

Cape Town offers prime shark cage diving spots. Unfortunately, the Cape waters are also developing a bit of a reputation in being renowned for shark attacks. In the light of this, I thought this information would be quite useful in avoiding a potentially fatal shark attack.

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  • Date: November 30th, 2005
  • Time: 1:37 pm
  • Written by: MarkB
  • Comments: 2

Snotty Receptionist 0 / Geriatric 1

There’s nothing worse than a snotty doctor’s receptionist who insists you tell her what is wrong in a room full of other patients. I know most of us have experienced this, and I love the way this old guy handled it.

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  • Date: November 29th, 2005
  • Time: 6:16 pm
  • Written by: Dale
  • Comments: 2

Thunder Birds - the original

How many people remember these guys?

Just had like a paint-chip flash back or something and had to look it up.

They were the bomb man. As a kid they were my best friends, when all the other kids wouldn’t let me into their biker gangs and tree houses I knew I always had the Thunder Birds. They were the reason i learned to move the top of my head up and down when I talk instead of …

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  • Date: November 29th, 2005
  • Time: 12:44 pm
  • Written by: MarkB
  • Comments: 6

Things I’ve learnt from the movies

If being chased through town, you can usually take cover in a passing St Patrick’s Day parade - at any time of the year.
All beds have special L-shaped top sheets that reach up to armpit level on a woman but only waist level on the man lying beside her.

All grocery shopping bags contain at least one stick of French bread.
Once applied, lipstick will never rub off - even while scuba diving.
The ventilation system of any …

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  • Date: November 28th, 2005
  • Time: 6:52 pm
  • Written by: MarkB
  • Comments: 5

The Most Expensive Pizza Ever

The radio station that panders to our office, 5fm and Debonnaires Pizza, had a competition today. During the day, they announce 3 or 4 branches of Debonnaires and the first 10 people to arrive at one of those branches and shout, “Its the way I like it”, win themselves 4 pizzas, 4 waffles & a 2L coke.

So when they announced the branch about 2 blocks from where I work, I raced up there and was lucky customer number …

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  • Date: November 28th, 2005
  • Time: 5:47 pm
  • Written by: Dale
  • Comments: 9

Why Arabs die with smiles

Please consider for your amusement:

From IOL

Riyadh - Four Saudi women teaching in a remote village school have married their driver so they can live closer to work, al-Watan newspaper said on Monday.

The newspaper said the women from al-Baha province in south-west Saudi Arabia were impressed with the man’s “good morals” and decided to marry him and live together in the village where they teach - avoiding a tiring daily commute.

They were married in a short ceremony, and have agreed …

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  • Date: November 28th, 2005
  • Time: 2:16 pm
  • Written by: Dale
  • Comments: 7

2006 :: Cape Town light’s out!

Who keeps tripping over the plug?

One of them monkeys over at the Koeberg nuclear power station in Cape Town is obviously playing his boom box too loud.

The entire business community of the Western Cape is under threat from insufficient power supply. Starting a couple of weeks ago the 2 Nuclear reactors have suffered strain and threaten to do so until mid 2007. If your business isn’t equiped I suggest you get in gear now…

Full story ::

From Business …

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  • Date: November 25th, 2005
  • Time: 2:17 pm
  • Written by: MarkB
  • Comments: 5

South Africa Roadmaps

Eventually, South Africa has gotten its butt into gear and come up with an online roadmap directory.

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  • Date: November 24th, 2005
  • Time: 3:54 pm
  • Written by: Philip
  • Comments: 1

Hellkom! (for Mark)

Why can’t we all just get along? Why is there always a big fat bully in the neighbourhood who is hell bent on taking your humble earnings!?!
And what’s to do about it? Cry to the heavens screaming “INJUSTICE!!!”? Haha, you’re kidding me!! The heaven’s are silent as a bird craps on your head as you fall to your knees pleading for help! We’re in telecoms hell! This is it!

HELLKOM

…plan for revenge…

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  • Date: November 24th, 2005
  • Time: 12:50 pm
  • Written by: MarkB
  • Comments: 3

Gidgets & Gadgets

In the past like, 2 months I’ve seen a huge range of interesting inventions and gadgets emmerging. Some of them are crazy and WTF!, and others are really quite cool…

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What’s being loaded into this plane?

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The WordPress Guru is launched

For the last 4 or 5 years that I've been using WordPress, I've managed to pick up a good few tips and tricks. 90% of my clients are sites who require content management systems, not blogs. And thus I've been able to create highly tweaked ...

A blind man wanders into an all-girls biker bar by mistake…

A blind man wanders into an all-girls biker bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders some coffee. After sitting there for awhile, he yells to the waiter, 'Hey, you want to hear a blonde joke? The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. ...

Looking for trouble…

Best part is when the dog looks up at the cat like... WTF are you doing...

26 Reasons why dogs bite people

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Examples of Kulula attendants’ sense of humor

Kulula is an Airline with head office situated in Johannesburg. Kulula airline attendants make an effort to make the in-flight "safety lecture" and announcements a bit more entertaining. Here are some Real examples that have been heard or reported: On a Kulula flight, (there is no assigned seating, ...

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