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  • Date: November 23rd, 2005
  • Time: 1:13 pm
  • Written by: Dale
  • Comments: 2

Abba yields to Madge

While driving along in the silence of my car yesterday I found myself tapping my steering wheel (my driver was off yesterday, herpes you know) and incohesively mumbling “gim… gi… man aft… midnight…”. “Man after midnight? Holy condom” I thought. What was I singing? Abba aint taken kindly to round these parts? Was I going mental? I did just see a poster of Tom Cruise a second ago, maybe that was it. And then it struck me, Madonna had just …

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  • Date: November 23rd, 2005
  • Time: 11:57 am
  • Written by: MarkB
  • Comments: 0

Lacoste Sharts

Keen blogger Chris Tingom over at Brainfuel found the Lacoste site and made a couple of very pertinent observations on the sights layout and functionality. However, when I went to go have a look myself, I made another rather startling discovery.

For those that haven’t seen the movie Along Came Polly, you probably won’t be familiar with the definition of the word ‘Shart’. Let me enlighten you, nay, actually, let Wikipedia enlighten …

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  • Date: November 22nd, 2005
  • Time: 6:31 pm
  • Written by: Dale
  • Comments: 25

Vincent Pastore hits girls

Ok, i guess they cast this guy straight from the police line-up. It’s just so hard to find good actors to play woman beaters these days. Solution, hire a good woman beater to play er, a woman beater. Namely, one Vincent Pastore of hit TV series the Supranos.

Ladies and Gentlemen - This guy hits girls ::

Was he just getting in character? Was he just practising his gear stick dis-embowlment technique? Did his girlfriend hide the …

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  • Date: November 22nd, 2005
  • Time: 10:13 am
  • Written by: Karen
  • Comments: 0

The Midas Touch

Drifting through gardens
Touching a rose
Will it open or perish?

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  • Date: November 21st, 2005
  • Time: 3:31 pm
  • Written by: MarkB
  • Comments: 4

501 Miles

On this blog, I try to keep things like 29.5% of South Africa - positive. So although I’ve written a couple of rant stories about Servistar and of course Telkom, I’ll balance it out with a story like this. A story of someone who went the extra mile….

This story is the proverbial silver lining on the cloud of crap South African customer service.

I’d like to hereby award 100 Llama points to …

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  • Date: November 18th, 2005
  • Time: 4:04 pm
  • Written by: Philip
  • Comments: 1

Doo bee doo bee doo bee WACK!!

This is a way way way coooooool website! A little bored at work? Need a break? Pffffffffft whatever!!! How about making some music….online!

I find it best to have a solid backbeat and snare drum before adding any of the other FX. Get creative and play a little with your musical talents…or not! ;-)

Online Sequencer

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  • Date: November 18th, 2005
  • Time: 3:02 pm
  • Written by: MarkB
  • Comments: 5

Paris Hilton’s Frozen Pose

Um, I’m not quite sure whether to laugh or rip her off, but this is quite impressive hey? Here’s a whack of pictures that have been put together that goes to show how well Paris Hilton pulls off the exact same pose

Not bad.

[VIA]

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  • Date: November 18th, 2005
  • Time: 11:54 am
  • Written by: MarkB
  • Comments: 1

SOTW - Kapped.com

Ok so the last site of the week was like 5 weeks ago. Sue me. I’ve been busy.

Biatch.

Anyways, here’s a goodie I’m loving.

Kapped is part of the B5 Media blog network. Haven’t checked out many of their other sites, but this one is a funny read.

Ever seen a movie and in your mind, you come up with a way better comment or phrase for a certain scene? Well Kapped be the platform. Lots of …

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  • Date: November 17th, 2005
  • Time: 4:12 pm
  • Written by: MarkB
  • Comments: 1

Hotties of Yesteryear

Todays silver screen has some serious hotties. No doubt. Some veeeery sexy ladies on TV and movies lately. However the beauties of today differ from the beauty’s of the past. Today beautiful women inevitably come with a warning from their doctors to stay 10 feet from a microwave for fear of meltage. Beauty today is created, its not a birthrite.

Lets take a moment and remember the hotties of the past.. I’m talking about the serious classics.

Sophia Lauren…

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  • Date: November 17th, 2005
  • Time: 3:14 pm
  • Written by: Dale
  • Comments: 1

Black Nano Ipod

It seems that all the black Apple Ipod Nano’s are being re-called! So don’t buy one.

The silver ones are fine, but the black ones don’t want to work

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