Realisation!

A blazen emotion
Surges through the heart

Ever wondered what you are

So if you ever wondered what the true nature of your inner beast is…. then look no further! Just follow these simple steps and soon enough you’ll know the undeniable and profundident truth!

What month where you born in?
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january- talented
febuary- lowlife
march- immature
apil- wild
may- exciting
june- weird
july- selfish
august- hot
september- scary
october- messed up
november- cool
december-sexy

now pick the color shirt you have on
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pink- cupcake sales person
blue- hooker
red- bartender
green- Celebrity
purple- Mc Donalds worker
white- slut
yellow- taxi driver
black- chef
orange- homeless
gray- stripper
no shirt- millionare
other- toe nail clipper

LAST…the …

Pandora

Can you help me discover more music that I’ll like?

New Years…ShNew Yearsh!

New Year’s is overrated. The past three annual crossovers have been nothing short of a schwarray in an old, stinky boot. Or perhaps a fermenting wine vat would be more suited? Either way, I could think of more civilized things to do with the last evening of the year.

Well, last year was pretty eventful…if I could just remember how I got to Knysna and why there were piles of shredded black bags scattered all over the …

Samples from popular songs

When it comes to music, we’re all used to covers and samples by now. Whether your flava is :: flinging yourself from a bar counter into a mosh pit/wearing the floor away to the strobes/grinding up yo’ steezy (style) while drinkin’ yo’ jeezy (gin and juice) in da’ heezy (hood), you’ll hear cover versions of older songs or samples used to make new songs more interesting. I’m sure you’ll agree though that it happens more than ever these …

Mozambique!

Woohoo!! Just got back from diving in Mozambique! Man, it’s SUCH! a RAD! place! Did 6 dives and had good visibility on all with the best being about 35m - 40m! On the last dive we had 2 Zambezi shark and 2 Hammerhead!! X-cellent! the day before the guys said they saw 16 Zambezi and a massive school of Hammerhead swimming overhead! It’s the best! Screw JAWS! Get in the water and dive with sharks! …

La Renaissance Guest House

La Renaissance was actually one of my first web design projects and as such was built without the use of a CMS. The design echo’s the clients wish for a sleek, almost mysterious effect for his chiq guest house accommodation in Durban. The site is fast loading with a basic structure and makes optimal use of a CSS stylesheet to ensure a smooth ‘feel’.

Photoshop
Dreamweaver
XHTML
CSS

Visit the La Renaissance website

The Conspiracy Theory

Have a history teacher explain this—– if they can.

Abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846.
John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946.

New Rockin Pozzie

Eventually, after quite a delay and 1 stuffed up move, we’ve eventually moved Expand Media to new offices. Yay! They’re totally rockin.

I got my own cool space, thank goodness. Styling wooden floors, beautiful sea view from the terrace above the fireplace. Huge kitchen, complete with an old school fire stove. Nice and sunny, but with good coziness potential for the winter.

Pics on Flickr.

And just so you know, cos I know you’re all wondering… Its 11 more sleeps …

Christmas Needs a Makeover

What kind of individuals would centre an entire day around an ageing Icelandic Tomato Man who lives with hundreds of social delinquents dressed in leprechaun suits? In an igloo! Saint Nicholas my foot! You’ll need three pairs of underpants to survive those arctic temperatures.

I think Christmas needs a makeover.

All across the globe, a massacre of bird life results. Our beaked friends are stuffed and de-feathered to the max, slow-roasted in fiery ovens and …