Jihaad Jihaad!

So I’m cruising down the highway after a particularly good skating session, chillin’ with sum tunes and dreaming of Drew Barrymore…

See the Beautiful Land

This past weekend, starting Thursday, I had the privilege in taking my cousin (she ’s visiting from Munich) out to a few well-known places around Cape Town.

Nice Strip - Pope Alien

Haha, there are some real gems at this site. Check it out…

The rest is at
Pope Alien

Peace

Worst Actor awards

Bwahahahaha. It had to catch up with him in the end. Finally the religious midget has lost the plot. With his gnarley teeth and nose that makes him taller when he lies down, Tom Cruise is in the front of a race for the worst actor. Other entrants include:

Will Ferrell - Bewitched

Jamie Kennedy - Son of the Mask (what were they thinking)

WWE’s “The Rock” Dwayne Johnson - Doom

Rob Schneider - Deuce Bigalow, European Gigolo …

Muscle Cars Reinvented

Sure, a red Ferrari with the sun glinting ever so slightly off the hood does send chills up the back of any straight, hot blooded male. There’s something about being in the driver seat of something so beautiful and powerful and that won’t talk back or tell you take out the trash. But lately, there’s been a resurgence of something even more stimulating…something even more potently beautiful.

Before I start, I’d like to thank the boys over at Uncrate for …

New Beginnings

Things have been quiet on The Yellow Llama for a few days now. Rumor has it that 2006 has been a bastard of a year so far for most people. Not sure if its a combination of the results of slacking off during the December months, or just an influx of new business, but all our writers have been grafting seriously at their 9-5’s. Karen and Sarah are snowed under with normal work, whilst Dale has been busy taking over …

Cr@zy Money from Mumma Sue

ANNUAL STELLA AWARDS

* It’s once again time to review the winners of the annual Stella Awards. The Stella’s are named after 81 year old Stella Liebeck who spilled coffee on herself and Successfully sued McDonald’s. That case inspired the ‘Stella Awards’ for the most frivolous successful lawsuits in the United States.THIS YEAR’S AWARDS GO TO:

5th Place (Tied)

Kathleen Robertson of Austin, Texas was awarded $780,000 by a jury of her peers after breaking her ankle tripping over a toddler who was …

Dale wannabes

Because of my excessive kewlness, I mean look even at how I spell kewl. Kewl hey. Well anyway, because of my excessive kewlness, there are a bunch of losers who hate their own identity soooooooooo much that they are signing on as DALE, the kewl name you’ve seen for some time now, and fraudulantly making comments pretending to be me. As it is impossible to stop this, because being me is so addictive i’d assume, I will no longer comment …

Homer Simpson look alike

Is it just me or did anyone else notice how much Homer Simpson look like Chuck Norris?

Fine maybe chuck has a better build but they both have the same Jaw and facial hair setup :: Is this Chuck or Homer? I bet you can’t tell ::

They both like to dress up as cowboys. Which is which? ::

And Ninja ::

Either way, I get …

Stuff you don’t see anymore

This post is dedicated to stuff you don’t see anymore… Think back to when you were a kid…remember some of those cool gadgets, foods and sweets that you used to live for, but now are gone. Lets take a minute to pay homage to some of those things.