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  • Date: February 24th, 2006
  • Time: 1:57 pm
  • Written by: MarkB
  • Comments: 7

Sahara Computers aren’t in stock

What is it with freggan computer suppliers who never have anything in stock? Why call yourself a computer supplier if you cannot make up a full computer because you don’t have half the items in stock??

In 2 years of buying from Sahara Computers in Port Elizabeth, I have been able to order a full computer once! Every single other time I’ve called to order a computer from them (about once every 2 to …

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  • Date: February 24th, 2006
  • Time: 12:08 pm
  • Written by: MarkB
  • Comments: 14

Caption Friday’s #1

So here we go then with the first edition of Caption Friday’s. The deal is basically that you write a narrative caption for the picture, or when applicable, write wat the people in the picture are perhaps saying… you get the picture..

Have fun :)

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  • Date: February 23rd, 2006
  • Time: 2:07 pm
  • Written by: Dale
  • Comments: 6

Extreme danger warning - Barcelona away kit

What do you do if you have one of the worlds best strikers playing for your team but unfortunately it just so happens that he looks like he’s been beaten by an Iraqi prison guard, everyday since birth, with a jack hammer, and thereafter slept out in the rain?

Well I know what I’d do :: I’d dress the whole team funny so he didn’t stand out so much :: in fact i’d dress them exactly …

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  • Date: February 22nd, 2006
  • Time: 7:21 pm
  • Written by: Dale
  • Comments: 7

People you don’t mess with…

…When it comes to how the bill balances anyway… have got to be people that are IQ superior. Right? I thought so. Anyhoo, I was waxin’ in steezie gluzie to the tuzie the other night and an interesting fact became apparent, that I never knew. I was surprised at this, mainly because generally I know everything (people tell me that all the time. Like my mother that one time I wanted to put the cat in the microwave) but this …

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  • Date: February 21st, 2006
  • Time: 7:47 pm
  • Written by: Dale
  • Comments: 1

Extra sleep thanks to New World

Where do I start when I have nothing to say?!?!? Actually it’s not that I have nothing to say, it’s more that I have nothing to say anything about. Specifically around this movie that is. Other than that I have a crap load to say, but I don’t think any of you can handle the sheer power of it all. So i’ll proceed by saying nothing about this movie.

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

* blink blink* * blink blink*

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  • Date: February 21st, 2006
  • Time: 1:42 pm
  • Written by: MarkB
  • Comments: 1

February Gadgets

I wanna start two new regular features on The Yellow Llama. Firstly, I want to have a monthly post that showcase the best of the new gadgets I’ve seen that month. If you guys come across new funky stuff, feel free to email me during the month and submit your own favorites.

Secondly, I’ve seen a number of sites doing this (although I believe the original was Brainfuel) and I’ve decided to give it a go, now that …

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  • Date: February 21st, 2006
  • Time: 12:00 pm
  • Written by: Karen
  • Comments: 29

Eye Candy

After reading Mark’s article about the Winter Olympics I started pondering when last I’ve seen a face in a flick that’s really “done it” for me.

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  • Date: February 20th, 2006
  • Time: 6:37 pm
  • Written by: MarkB
  • Comments: 1

2006 Winter Olympics - Torino

So the Olympics are in full swing. Medals are being won, hopes are being achieved and losers are being laughed at.

I spent a few hours… ok a day, scouring the DSTV channels in search of hot Olympic babes. Cos as you no doubt know, chicks in the Olympics are always training and working out and are lank fit and stuff. So if they were graced with something of a decent face, chances are they’ll be hot :) Its a good …

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  • Date: February 15th, 2006
  • Time: 6:07 pm
  • Written by: MarkB
  • Comments: 3

Crime and Floaters

Well I must apologize for being so quiet in my blogging activities. Its been a hectic week or so in the life of me. On top of my duties at my current company, I’ve been saddled with a whack of work by my new company as I’ve unofficially already started working for them. So after my 10-5pm job, I race home and stuff in a couple of hours work for the new company. Keeping 2 bosses happy is quite a …

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  • Date: February 15th, 2006
  • Time: 10:13 am
  • Written by: Ettienne
  • Comments: 21

The Ultimate Guide To University - Part 1

Before we get started with anything too hectic, I thought we’d cover the issues of food at university.
You’re gonna be broke most of the time. When you’re not broke, the last thing you want to be spending your precious drinking money on is food! And as cooking is always the cheaper alternative, I have devised….

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