I was chillin’ like a villian on the couch the other day while the world spun around and something hit me like a dump truck. At first I tried to get the license plate but when I realised that it wasn’t even garbage day it occured to me that it must have been something else that hit me. And it was…
So often famous people come and go, some flimsy shooting stars while others seem to have the substance to keep …
Read MoreOk, so I only just caught a wake up on this now… My bad… But you all still have a chance to vote the The Yellow Llama for the 2006 SA Blog Awards..
The categories are as follows:
South African blog of 2005 - The best of the best from SA
Most humourous South African blog - Leon Schuster online
Best post on a South African blog - The one post which took game for 2005
Best overseas South African blog - …
Horse:
A large hoofed mammal having a short-haired coat, a long mane, and a long tail, domesticated since ancient times and used for riding and for drawing or carrying loads. Since the advent of modern day transportation units, the horse has become largely obsolete in its once lofty position in the transportation services. Today, horses are generally used for racing (read gambling) and lawn reduction services. It is not uncommon to find horses gathering in secluded area’s, away from the eye …
Read MoreBeing a parent should be something that’s earned. It should be something thats awarded to people who’ve proven themselves as responsible human beings. Prospective parents should be interviewed before copulation occurs and before they bring a defenseless child into the world. If they don’t make the grade, he should have it cut off, or clamped until he’s ready.
Why this rant about parenthood? Well a picture says a thousand words, so here’s 2000…
Read MoreHmmm, no way to ignore this little bit of politics…
Man, these guys get all upset about a cartoon that was printed depicting someone that is sacred to them in humourous ways. Now call it was it is, freedom of speech, human rights, blah blah blah… After the trouble started some newspapers REPRINTED THE IMAGES claiming that they have a right to :: among other things :: blasphemy…
So here’s where we gotta go back to basics. All things are lawful, but …
Read MoreWe’ve come far in the world of Cell phones, consider the very sexy Motorola Pebble for example…
But we still have a ways to go and here’s two ideas that could make life even better…
1. (Courtesy of my very techno-backward mother) Meeting updates ::
We think that many cell phone users would be happy if, just like in MS outlook, you could SMS someone a meeting request, like a business card or normal SMS, which when accepted would update …
Read MoreOk, so first I saw it on TV. Then I got the email. Eventually I checked the website and I’m STILL at a freggan loss as to WTF www.lonelyfinger.com is all about? Can anybody enlighten me?
This guy is clearly spending a whack of money on promoting this nonsense, but for the life of me I still have no idea what he’s on about?? Please tell me there’s a point to all this!
Read MoreSo Bird Flu hits Turkey, how appropriate. Kinda like a famine in Hungary…
…But did you notice that aside from all these accelerating natural disasters :: which many argue are just more publicised now than before, but they’re idiots coz fact is fact and fact shows that natural disasters are on the increase and if they continue the human race will be fact :: mankind is also being wiped out by many not-so-natural disasters…
In the last month there …
Read MoreI came up with a question last nite when i was sitting next to my friend and I leaned close to his ear and suddenly I heard the sea…
How much deeper do you think the ocean would be if there were no sponges?
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Its a hard disk in 1956.... HDD with 5MB storage in 1956. In September 1956 IBM launched the 305 RAMAC, the first computer with a hard disk drive (HDD). The HDD weighed over a ton and stored 5MB of data. Start appreciating your 1 GB memory ...
For the last 4 or 5 years that I've been using WordPress, I've managed to pick up a good few tips and tricks. 90% of my clients are sites who require content management systems, not blogs. And thus I've been able to create highly tweaked ...
A blind man wanders into an all-girls biker bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders some coffee. After sitting there for awhile, he yells to the waiter, 'Hey, you want to hear a blonde joke? The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. ...
Best part is when the dog looks up at the cat like... WTF are you doing...
Kulula is an Airline with head office situated in Johannesburg. Kulula airline attendants make an effort to make the in-flight "safety lecture" and announcements a bit more entertaining. Here are some Real examples that have been heard or reported: On a Kulula flight, (there is no assigned seating, ...
