Ok so really a big apology to everyone for the long delay in getting my site up & running again. Because of my limited time, I’ve just reverted to the default Kubrick theme on Wordpress. You can all go about your merry blogging ways until (more than likely) May-ish. I figure I might just hold with this theme and then unleash my new design with CSS Reboot in May.
You think you can all make do with this design until May?
Yes, …
Read MoreWhoa its Friday :) That means 2 things…: Its a day before Cape Town explodes in Colab Festivities and its Caption Time! Have fun.
Read MoreIts the white rabbit of the current population. In some form or another, everyone on this planet is doing his or her thing to try and get happiness. Joe Soap slaves away everyday in a job that he perhaps doesn’t like that much because he wants to earn enough to have a retirement that he hopes will eventually bring him happiness - although by that time, he’s too old to enjoy it. Sophie Smith spends hours on …
Read MorePursuant to reading Hayley’s most recent article (and Gary’s subsequent comment), I got to thinking how hilarious it is…
Read MoreA Wednesday that feels like a Monday that is infact just two days away from the weekend. I think this whole day/time/sleep confusion has seriously got to my hair. Yes that is Hair and not head.
I am considering adding a pic - that is if my cellphone decides to send the mms to my email account anytime this year - so you can all understand how badly confused my hair actually is. Understandably Monday is bad hair day - day …
Read MoreOver the last months the yellow llama has built up quite a solid relationship with actor Vincent Pastore. Or more likely, a Vincent Pastore impersonator. Decide for yourself ::
http://www.yellow-llama.com/2005/vincent-pastore-hits-girls
Anyhoo, the Vinkster has convinced us that his accuser was found to be a dirty liar and that he actually NEVER physically attacked her. In far more colourful language of course. The nett result is that Vink wants us to show the world that he is a PERFECT gentleman around ladies, …
Read MoreMonkeyboy managed to make a last minute dash to computicket and got himself tickets to the Coca Colab Massive Mix Concert. He’s made a few very important statements which I thought I’d re-itterate here for the benefit of those going to the Cape Town Concert this Saturday.
NO REFRESHMENTS ALLOWED IN. Dont plan on bringing your own water or cooldrinks or booze. Nothing is allowed in.
LONG QUEUES. The refreshment stands at the JHB concert were queing for up to …
Well its now only a week away - The Biggest Concert Festival that South Africa has ever seen. The Coca Cola Colab Massive Mix band lineup has been released and I must say, they’ve organized it really well. When I heard that they had 2 stages, I was worried that we’d all be running in between stages like lunatics. But fortunately, they’ve done it well. So here it is: the lineup for the Cape Town concert on Saturday 25th March.
THE …
Read MoreWell its finished, Petrel Computer Consultants… NOT Petrel CC (I’ve still got the scars from when I last referred to it as Petrel CC)… has been launched. Their old website looked… well… *ahem*.. how do I put this.. (bearing in mind that the client reads this blog)… Um.. Well it looked crap. :D
Thankfully, to the web stylings of The Yellow Llama, Petrel Computer Consultants have a shiny new website.
What the heck do they do?
Petrel Computer Consultants has established …
Borrowing a phrase there, pinging back blah blah whatever…
But just like another blogger got very upset about another topic:: http://www.yellow-llama.com/yl/this-makes-me-puke/ :: I get very upset when I read about crap like this…
Yes yes I know, it all goes around, and i’m expecting the obligatory… Ok, thanks for that Dale. Now on a lighter note we’ll have the grim reaper performing Schuberts 1820 overture in D minor followed by 2 hours of darkness and 3 men getting …
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Its a hard disk in 1956.... HDD with 5MB storage in 1956. In September 1956 IBM launched the 305 RAMAC, the first computer with a hard disk drive (HDD). The HDD weighed over a ton and stored 5MB of data. Start appreciating your 1 GB memory ...
For the last 4 or 5 years that I've been using WordPress, I've managed to pick up a good few tips and tricks. 90% of my clients are sites who require content management systems, not blogs. And thus I've been able to create highly tweaked ...
A blind man wanders into an all-girls biker bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders some coffee. After sitting there for awhile, he yells to the waiter, 'Hey, you want to hear a blonde joke? The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. ...
Best part is when the dog looks up at the cat like... WTF are you doing...
Kulula is an Airline with head office situated in Johannesburg. Kulula airline attendants make an effort to make the in-flight "safety lecture" and announcements a bit more entertaining. Here are some Real examples that have been heard or reported: On a Kulula flight, (there is no assigned seating, ...
