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  • Date: April 28th, 2006
  • Time: 1:01 pm
  • Written by: MarkB
  • Comments: 1

Caption Fridays #8

Whoa… can you believe we’re almost half way thru the year? Damn. Anyways, for those that are working today, here’s your caption picture for this friday. Yesterday was a public holiday in South Africa and many people, like myself, have taken today off as well. So here’s wishing everyone a styling long weekend. Catch ya’ll on the flip saiyeed.

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  • Date: April 25th, 2006
  • Time: 11:27 pm
  • Written by: MarkB
  • Comments: 9

Dale and Bianca, sitting in a tree…

I could make all sorts of “another one bites the dust” comments, but instead I’m just going to make a straightforward announcement.

It gives me great pleasure to announce the engagement of one of The Yellow Llama’s finest authors, Dale Jordaan, to his long-time girlfriend, Biana Pianese (BiziB). I was just informed (20min ago) of their engagement and I’d like to be (one of the) first to extend my congratulations …

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  • Date: April 25th, 2006
  • Time: 3:45 pm
  • Written by: Karen
  • Comments: 7

Poetry Scams

As some of you might or might not know, I enjoy dabbling in a bit of poetry. Nothing serious. Just some amateur stuff. A while back I found a website where I could submit my poetry, possibly win prizes and / or get published. I was pretty excited and impressed with myself when I received a letter from UK saying that I was a semi-finalist in their poetry competition and I stood to win a couple …

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  • Date: April 25th, 2006
  • Time: 1:53 pm
  • Written by: MarkB
  • Comments: 2

Confession Sessions #2

By now, you should know the drill. Its been a while since your last confession. What deeds do you need to confess? What have you done? What have you seen? What have you heard? Its time for the Confession Session…

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  • Date: April 20th, 2006
  • Time: 9:23 pm
  • Written by: MarkB
  • Comments: 4

Caption Fridays #7

Yup…the weekend is upon us already. Hoorah! As you’re reading this, I’m in the car to Johannesburg for the weekend for somewhat of a family reunion. I haven’t seen my aunt in like 20 years! So I’ve got some catching up to do. I’ll leave you with this weeks Caption image. Keep it tidy. Have a good weekend.

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  • Date: April 20th, 2006
  • Time: 9:07 pm
  • Written by: MarkB
  • Comments: 0

One Red Paper Clip

Its not often that you come across a truly original idea. On the web nowadays, someone, somewhere, has had the same idea and…mostly likely.. beat you to it. The last good idea I came across was www.milliondollarhomepage.com. This genius sold advertising on his site for $1 per pixel. The idea took off and he sold out…. A simple idea = $1million. Done. Ka-ching.

Well tonight a mate of mine brought to my attention the latest brilliant idea that has taken …

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  • Date: April 20th, 2006
  • Time: 4:59 pm
  • Written by: Karen
  • Comments: 8

Singleton vs Couplesville

For some time now I’ve had these few things running around my tiny thought-molested little brain. It has to do with the eternal debate of staying single vs. being coupled. Now I know for most of us this isn’t something, which we feel is in our control. I know a few people feel like they’re “…doomed to walk the planet alone.” “Like the Incredible Hulk?” (Yes, I stole those lines …

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  • Date: April 18th, 2006
  • Time: 5:15 pm
  • Written by: MarkB
  • Comments: 4
  • Date: April 14th, 2006
  • Time: 5:41 pm
  • Written by: MarkB
  • Comments: 10

Caption Fridays #7

Its a public holiday in South Africa today. Woohoooo! So this wil probably end up being a caption monday’s post… but anyways, here you go. Caption Friday number seven. Enjoy.

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  • Date: April 13th, 2006
  • Time: 6:21 pm
  • Written by: Rocket
  • Comments: 1

The Gospel of Judas

Both Christian Zealots and Dan Brown anoraks are currently frothing at the mouth, (which gives the Muslims a day off for good behaviour) over, firstly the book The Da Vinci Code and secondly the ensuing legal action taken against Dan Brown in light of alleged plagiarism from subtexts and plot thickeners nicked from the authors of Holy Blood, Holy Grail.

With killer timing, in a seemingly ironic publicity coup de tat, the National …

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