Have you ever noticed…

Yeah I know, being kewl by your own standards does not neccessarily mean that you’re kewl, BUT, I think you might find this fun ::

It’s a little test that you can try almost anywhere. What you need:

1 x girl, woman or female, heck even a chick would do… one that’s game for a laugh and not too stuck up to try new things.

…and that’s all you need. Now now, I know what you’re thinking, but it’s not that kind …

Slave to the craze

So I’ve got one. Eventually, I managed to get my hands on the Livestrong wristband. Thats it. I have it now. I have to ask myself though, why I actually got one in the first place. I mean, dont hate me, but its not really to show my awareness for cancer victims. I’m sure in the bigger scheme of things, whether or not I want it to be, its gonna have that effect on people who see me wearing …

Zum in - Zum out

What’s it gonna be, one day Zuma seems to be going down faster than a hooker in Hugh Grants back seat and the next day a hooker in Collin Farrells backseat. Any way you look at it, the Zumster is thouroughly cooked. He has made insane comments about woman wearing skirts, showering to get rid of HIV and the unlikelyhood of getting aids from a woman. But here’s one you may not have noticed:

In his defence, Zuma’s legal team called …

Disaster strikes!!!

Have you ever noticed how much the American’s love bringing the worlds disaster to their own streets? No disasterous situation is left unturned. In the past we’ve seen unlikely Volcano’s, Meteor showers, Tsunami’s, Ice-bergs and yes, even the MOST UNAMERINCAN disaster ever - Godzilla - running rampage on the streets of L.A and New York. Such masachists indeed, or perhaps they just like painting themselves as the emerging heroes from the worlds worst situations. Well, because South Africa is cheap, …

SA Music Quotas

There’s a lot of talk on the go at the moment about Quotas, representation and enforcement thereof. Personally I regard this as something of a contentious issue. I have been reading various posts submitted on the debate surrounding the SAMQC (South African Music Quota Coalition). I am behind SA Music all the way, (one of my favourite bands are South African, and haven’t even made massive headway on local playlists yet). …

Confession Sessions

Ok, I’m wanna try something new that I haven’t seen anywhere else yet, so maybe The Yellow Llama can pioneer a new web movement. One of the many joys of the web, is its potential for anonymity. From IRC, to blogs, to, well pretty much most things, the general user can retain a certain level of secrecy about exactly who he/she is.

So its with this secrecy in mind that I’d like to begin Monday Morning …

MOS

Caption Fridays #6

After missing a beat last week, I give you number 6 in the installments of Caption Friday’s. Keep it tidy. Have a good wknd.

A touching elephant story

While on holiday in Kenya and walking through the bush a man comes across an elephant standing with one leg raised in the air. The elephant seems distressed so the man approaches very carefully.

He gets down on one knee and inspects the bottom of the elephant’s foot only to find a large thorn deeply imbedded. As carefully and as gently as he can he removes the thorn and the elephant gingerly puts its foot down. The elephant turns to face …

The world according to Zuma

Any woman wearing a skirt, when she usually wouldn’t, is indicating that she wants to be intimate with you.
Any man having unprotected sexual relations with an HIV-positive woman has a VERY slight chance of contracting this virus. However, if you are a HIV-negative female having unprotected sexual relations with an HIV-positive male you have a good chance of contracting HIV.
Having a shower straight after unprotected sexual relations with an HIV-positive woman further …