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  • Date: May 26th, 2006
  • Time: 2:03 pm
  • Written by: MarkB
  • Comments: 5

Caption Friday’s #11

Can I have a hoooraah!! Its Friday. Sweet. Sorry things have been chronically quiet on The Yellow Llama lately. It seems our authors have gone on a collective hiatus. What between engagements and work and beer, there’s no time left to write. Anyways, enough rantings about that. Here’s this weeks Caption Friday image.. Have fun.

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  • Date: May 19th, 2006
  • Time: 11:04 am
  • Written by: MarkB
  • Comments: 5

Caption Fridays #10

And another week has passed. Can you believe we’re almost half way through 2006 already? Dang. Well heres to a styling weekend for everybody and whilst we’re at it, here’s Caption Fridays #10. Its not often that the world of poker features such hotties. What do you think poker champion Clonie Gowan is saying?

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  • Date: May 18th, 2006
  • Time: 4:07 pm
  • Written by: MarkB
  • Comments: 0
  • Date: May 16th, 2006
  • Time: 5:36 pm
  • Written by: Hayley
  • Comments: 1

Today, I want…

One day the world seems perfect and immaculate – the next day the drones of everyday routine begin to eat at the edges of the happy smile. And other days are today – where life is just life and work is simply that – work.
And I want to tell you simply this – I want to do things – things that will make my everyday a day of immaculacy.
I want to run – not away just far
I want to …

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  • Date: May 11th, 2006
  • Time: 7:08 pm
  • Written by: MarkB
  • Comments: 3

Caption Friday’s #9

It set records for the biggest budget in a hollywood movie. Some thought it was gonna flop, but Titanic proved them all wrong. It was a hit. The direly cliched romance between Leo & Claire is the subject of this weeks Caption Friday. I’m off to Cape Town for the wknd for my boy Dale’s engagement party. Have a good wknd guys. Keep it tidy

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  • Date: May 10th, 2006
  • Time: 6:07 pm
  • Written by: MarkB
  • Comments: 25

Screw Chuck Norris, we have Steve Hofmeyr!

Steve Hofmeyer once sakkied with 10 Poppies at once.
Steve Hofmeyer drives a Tata.
Steve Hofmeyer braai’s with his fingers.
Steve Hofmeyer doesn’t support the Bulls, the Bulls support Steve Hofmeyer.
Steve Hofmeyer doesn’t have a good voice, the microphone is scared of Steve Hofmeyer and makes his voice perfect.
When Steve Hofmeyer stares at raw meat it turns to biltong.
Bless Bridges didn’t die in a car crash Steve Hofmeyer beat him to death with a red rose.
Morkels …

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  • Date: May 8th, 2006
  • Time: 11:51 am
  • Written by: MarkB
  • Comments: 1

Zero 7 - Chilling out in style

Having a past as a DJ playing at everything from weddings to clubs, I have a pretty open mind when it comes to music. My 40gb collection ranges from Buddha Bar to Chevelle and everything in between. On the days when my mood desires something quiet and chilled, I struggle to beat a UK group called Zero 7. They’ve selected vocal artists that have the most hauntingly beautiful voices that grasp at …

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  • Date: May 5th, 2006
  • Time: 1:02 am
  • Written by: MarkB
  • Comments: 9

The mind is a tricky bastard

I had an epiphany the other day. Dont worry, I cleaned up afterwards. I was in the mall and I saw this guy… oh my. What a tit. He had the weirdest outfit on… baggy denims, denim shirt, and a denim cap that was pulled so low, he had to look at the roof to see what was in front of him.

Now, when he got up that morning, got dressed and checked himself …

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  • Date: May 5th, 2006
  • Time: 12:43 am
  • Written by: MarkB
  • Comments: 6

Caption Friday’s #8

Whoa! Its Friday! You know what that means… no, not that you sicko… it means its almost weekend, and its Caption Friday’s time. This week’s picture is a stinker with loads of potential. Make me proud boys…

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  • Date: May 3rd, 2006
  • Time: 2:12 am
  • Written by: MarkB
  • Comments: 1

Vimeo your video’s

So I was a bit late in joining the Flickr clan, but eventually I got on the band wagon and got flickd. Eventually, some one got the wagon moving (and I’ve jumped timeously onboard), for video sharing & uploading. Enter Vimeo. A wickedly beautiful design, combining a clean and easy to navigate site that has all the functionality of a swiss army knife and the ease of use of toilet paper.

It’s brilliant …

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