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  • Date: August 12th, 2006
  • Time: 12:28 pm
  • Written by: MarkB
  • Comments: 2

PHP Random Image Generator

With all my designs, I go to great lengths to ensure total validation - either XHTML1 Transitional, or XHTML1 Strict. Handcrafted Webs was my last coded project. A very simple site, but done in XHTML1 Strict.

Problem came in when I wanted to have different images on each of the internal pages. In the past I’ve used a javascript random image code, but it doesn’t validate for a bunch of reasons too many to work through. The clever lads at …

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  • Date: August 10th, 2006
  • Time: 4:20 pm
  • Written by: Dale
  • Comments: 5

A Rottweiler named Mathilda…

Have you ever noticed that people with Rotweilers always seem to give them the most ridiculous pansy-ass names?

I’ve heard - Mathilda, Tessa, Aggie, Tink and a whole bunch others that my logic and reason just block out. What the hell is up with that? If you have a Rotty or know someone with a Rotty that has a name not to dissimilar from you grandmother than please share an explanation coz you’re freakin me out.

While we’re at it …

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  • Date: August 10th, 2006
  • Time: 3:00 pm
  • Written by: Ettienne
  • Comments: 0

iJeaNS…. RAD

Levi Strauss announced their partnership with Apple at the beginning of the year, and everyone’s been anxiously awaiting the end result of the so-called Levi’s Redwire DLX Jeans. Finally the wait is over!
As you can see from the image above, the small pocket has a clickwheel to control the iPod. A long red ribbon attached to the inside of a pocket, seems to work as a bungi chord to prevent accidental iPod drops to the floor, …

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  • Date: August 7th, 2006
  • Time: 11:16 am
  • Written by: Dale
  • Comments: 7

Icing an injury - A thing you didn’t think you never knew!

…So there I was minding my own business, just innocently a-grindin’-away at a muncipal buildings staircase on my little rollerblades when suddenly !!! SNAP !!!. Left knee tendons partially torn. That smarts I thought, $@#$%@%#$ I said. So I went for assistance to the medi-clinic. At the hospital, after twisting my little leg hither and thither like a sinewy peice of biltong the doctor gave me a thumbs up and said “put an ice-pack on that”… “Tendons are torn…” …

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  • Date: August 3rd, 2006
  • Time: 11:31 am
  • Written by: MarkB
  • Comments: 0

SANBI

SANBI wanted their new website to be very professional to appeal to their target market of researchers, educators and scientists etc. We achieved this by means of a simple, elegant and crisp design that they immediately accepted. The photography is supplied by their students and the varied & regularly updated submissions provide a colorful addition to each page.

We built the site with Wordpress as the CMS. Training was provided so that SANBI would be able to manage the site …

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What’s being loaded into this plane?

Its a hard disk in 1956.... HDD with 5MB storage in 1956. In September 1956 IBM launched the 305 RAMAC, the first computer with a hard disk drive (HDD). The HDD weighed over a ton and stored 5MB of data. Start appreciating your 1 GB memory ...

The WordPress Guru is launched

For the last 4 or 5 years that I've been using WordPress, I've managed to pick up a good few tips and tricks. 90% of my clients are sites who require content management systems, not blogs. And thus I've been able to create highly tweaked ...

A blind man wanders into an all-girls biker bar by mistake…

A blind man wanders into an all-girls biker bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders some coffee. After sitting there for awhile, he yells to the waiter, 'Hey, you want to hear a blonde joke? The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. ...

Looking for trouble…

Best part is when the dog looks up at the cat like... WTF are you doing...

26 Reasons why dogs bite people

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Examples of Kulula attendants’ sense of humor

Kulula is an Airline with head office situated in Johannesburg. Kulula airline attendants make an effort to make the in-flight "safety lecture" and announcements a bit more entertaining. Here are some Real examples that have been heard or reported: On a Kulula flight, (there is no assigned seating, ...

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