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Health & Fitness – The Real Facts

Q: I've heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life. Is this true? A: Your heart is only good for so many beats, and that's it..........don't waste them on exercise. Everything wears ...

Humor12/25/061 Comments

Who says men dont remember anniversaries?

A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband was not in their bed.She puts on her robe and goes downstairs to look for him. She ...

Humor12/23/061 Comments

Not all blondes are stupid

An attractive blonde from Dublin arrived and placed a bet of twenty-thousand dollars ($20,000) on a single roll of the dice.  She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I ...

Humor12/22/060 Comments

You have two cows…

AN AMERICAN CORPORATION You have two cows. You sell one, and force the other to produce the milk of four cows. You are surprised when the cow drops dead. A SOUTH AFRICAN CORPORATION You have two cows. You go on strike because you want three cows. They get stolen, so you blame the previous regime' and steal someone else's cows and shoot the owner.

Humor12/20/060 Comments

Dear Sir/Madam

I acknowledge receipt of your letter dated 1 May in which for the third time, you request that I pay the monies owed to you. I first want you to ...

Humor12/19/060 Comments

Do you have feelings of inadequacy?

Do you suffer from shyness? Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive? If you answered yes to any of these questions, ask your doctor or pharmacist about Johnnie Walker R. Johnnie Walker R ...

Humor12/12/060 Comments

Mozilla Firefox v3 Alpha Released

That title pretty much wraps up the main content of this blog post. I've been using Gran Paradiso for a total of about 7 minutes now and so far, not much ...

Web Stuff12/10/061 Comments

Three men were discussing aging at the nursing home

"Sixty is the worst age to be," said the 60-year-old. You always feel like you have to pee. And most of the time, you stand at the toilet and nothing ...

Humor12/08/060 Comments

10 Points to Plantronics SA & Skypephones.co.za

In the quest for gadgets and all things geeky, I decided to splash out and get a bluetooth Skype headset. So I dropped by Skypephones.co.za and ordered a ...

Generalisms12/01/060 Comments

Out of the mouths of babes…

A first grade teacher had twenty-five students in her class and she presented each child with the first half of a well known proverb and asked them to come up ...

Humor12/01/060 Comments

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