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- Written: December 25th, 2006
- Filed in: Humor
- By: MarkB
Health & Fitness - The Real Facts
Q: I've heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life. Is this true? A: Your heart is only good for so many beats, and that's it..........don't waste them on exercise. Everything wears out eventually. Speeding up your heart will not make you live longer; that's like saying you can extend the life of your car by driving it faster. Want to live longer? Take a nap. Q: Should I cut down on meat and eat more fruits and ...
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- Written: December 23rd, 2006
- Filed in: Humor
- By: MarkB
Who says men dont remember anniversaries?
A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband was not in their bed.She puts on her robe and goes downstairs to look for him. She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a hot cup of coffee. He appears to be in deep thought, just staring at the wall. She watches as he wipes a tear from his eye and takes a sip of his coffee. "What's the matter, dear?" she whispers as she ...
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- Written: December 22nd, 2006
- Filed in: Humor
- By: MarkB
Not all blondes are stupid
An attractive blonde from Dublin arrived and placed a bet of twenty-thousand dollars ($20,000) on a single roll of the dice. She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm completely nude". With that, she stripped from the neck down, rolled the dice and yelled, "Come on, baby, Mama needs new clothes!" As the dice came to a stop, she jumped up and down and squealed..."YES! YES! I WON, I WON!" She hugged each of ...
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- Written: December 20th, 2006
- Filed in: Humor
- By: MarkB
You have two cows…
AN AMERICAN CORPORATION You have two cows. You sell one, and force the other to produce the milk of four cows. You are surprised when the cow drops dead. A SOUTH AFRICAN CORPORATION You have two cows. You go on strike because you want three cows. They get stolen, so you blame the previous regime' and steal someone else's cows and shoot the owner.
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- Written: December 19th, 2006
- Filed in: Humor
- By: MarkB
Dear Sir/Madam
I acknowledge receipt of your letter dated 1 May in which for the third time, you request that I pay the monies owed to you. I first want you to know that by no means do I dispute my debt and I intend to reimburse you as soon as possible. However, I bring to your attention that I have many more creditors, quite as honorable as you, and whom I wish to reimburse too. That is why, each month, I throw ...
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- Written: December 12th, 2006
- Filed in: Humor
- By: MarkB
Do you have feelings of inadequacy?
Do you suffer from shyness? Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive? If you answered yes to any of these questions, ask your doctor or pharmacist about Johnnie Walker R. Johnnie Walker R is the safe, natural way to feel better and more confident about yourself and your actions. Johnnie Walker R can help ease you out of your shyness and let you tell the world that you're ready and willing to do just about anything. You will notice the benefits of Johnnie Walker R ...
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- Written: December 10th, 2006
- Filed in: Web Design & Development
- By: MarkB
Mozilla Firefox v3 Alpha Released
That title pretty much wraps up the main content of this blog post. I've been using Gran Paradiso for a total of about 7 minutes now and so far, not much to report. Haven't noticed much change as yet, other than the blue logo which has replaced the red logo of the Firefox of days gone by. I'm liking the blue, although its taking a bit of getting used to when I alt-Tab to another application... I'm still instinctively looking for ...
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- Written: December 8th, 2006
- Filed in: Humor
- By: MarkB
Three men were discussing aging at the nursing home
"Sixty is the worst age to be," said the 60-year-old. You always feel like you have to pee. And most of the time, you stand at the toilet and nothing comes out!" "Ah, that's nothin'," said the 70-year-old. "When you're seventy, you can't even crap anymore. You take laxatives, eat bran, you sit on the toilet all day and nothin' comes out!" "Actually," said the 80-year-old, "Eighty is the worst age of all." "Do you have ...
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- Written: December 1st, 2006
- Filed in: Generalisms
- By: MarkB
10 Points to Plantronics SA & Skypephones.co.za
In the quest for gadgets and all things geeky, I decided to splash out and get a bluetooth Skype headset. So I dropped by Skypephones.co.za and ordered a Plantronics headset. Once I'd received it, I promptly went out and bought a Gigabyte Bluetooth Dongle to pair with my funky new headset. There began a frustrating few hours of trying to pair and maintain a connection between the dongle and the headset. Nothing seemed to work. I ...
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- Written: December 1st, 2006
- Filed in: Humor
- By: MarkB
Out of the mouths of babes…
A first grade teacher had twenty-five students in her class and she presented each child with the first half of a well known proverb and asked them to come up with the remainder of the proverb. Don't change horses ... until they stop running. Strike while the ... bug is close. Its always darkest before ... Daylight Saving Time. Never underestimate the power of ... termites. You can lead a horse to water but ... how? Don't bite the hand that ... looks dirty. No news is ...
