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  • Date: January 30th, 2008
  • Time: 10:16 am
  • Written by: MarkB
  • Comments: 0

Ginger Restaurant

The Ginger Restaurant website project was a fun project to work on. I had creative license to create a top quality website that would echo the elegant vibe & atmostphere of the restaurant itself. The site had to have a level of elegance, whilst at the same time being slick and fun. The angled edges that are ‘out of the box’ provide the edgy feel that the client was looking for, whilst the smooth javascript image fader provides a …

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  • Date: January 21st, 2008
  • Time: 9:40 am
  • Written by: MarkB
  • Comments: 9

Half man, Half tree!

An Indonesian fisherman who feared that he would be killed by tree-like growths covering his body has been given hope of recovery by an American doctor - and Vitamin A.

Dede, now 35, baffled medical experts when warty “roots” began growing out of his arms and feet after he cut his knee in a teenage accident.

The welts spread across his …

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  • Date: January 18th, 2008
  • Time: 10:01 am
  • Written by: MarkB
  • Comments: 1

The Man Rules

Finally , the guys’ side of the story. We always hear “the rules” from the female side.

Now here are the rules from the male side.

These are our rules!
Please note.. these are all numbered “1″ ON PURPOSE!

1. Men are NOT mind readers.

1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You’re a big girl. If it’s up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don’t hear us complaining about …

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  • Date: January 18th, 2008
  • Time: 9:55 am
  • Written by: MarkB
  • Comments: 0

When firemen are bored [VIDEO]

What happens when you leave firemen alone with a bunch of high powered hoses, an old car & a steel frame?

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  • Date: January 14th, 2008
  • Time: 12:38 pm
  • Written by: MarkB
  • Comments: 1

2008 - Idiot of the Year

Oh geez… We’re hardly 2 weeks into the new year and already there’s dickheads like this cropping up.

At what point does a person think that this is a good idea? And yet, there they sit in the pool laughing and drinking it up - oblivious to the fact that they’re about a fart’s ripple away from having the crap shocked out of their special bits.

*sigh*

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  • Date: January 5th, 2008
  • Time: 11:03 am
  • Written by: MarkB
  • Comments: 0

Joys. 27 Dinner is coming to Port Elizabeth

Twenty what? Yup… that was my first response when I first heard of the 27 Dinner. Basically its a dinner for geeks, marketers, entrepreneurs, writers, media practitioners, speakers - well, just about anybody who is keen to discuss whatever’s on their mind.

I’ve read about it. I’ve heard about it. I’ve seen stuff about it. And now I’m finally going to it :)

The 27th of April is the next scheduled dinner and its going to be held at the Port …

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  • Date: January 4th, 2008
  • Time: 4:07 pm
  • Written by: MarkB
  • Comments: 0

Port Elizabeth Business Guide

As a personal project, we decided to launch an advertising brochure in the Port Elizabeth area where I live. The brochure will be printed in full color on gloss paper. 10 000 Issues will be distributed each month at various strategic points in PE. The Port Elizabeth Business Guide website is a very basic site designed to provide information on the brochure and allow interested ones to request info etc.

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