3 nipple freak
Who knew, Mark Wahlberg is blessed with an extra nipple. What else don’t we know about the people that we invite into our houses through television and print media? I will never watch a Mark Wahlberg movie again, just like I never watched one before - but maybe that’s because he’s a johson with a squeeky voice and a lack of acting talent. He did much better as a rapper, haha, yeah whatever, great project that was. It started as a dream, and all went wrong at Marky Mark and the Funky bunch. Great job there, but now that I know that he’s a 3 nippled freak I might just watch some of his movies in case there’s an opportunity to point and laugh uncontrollably.
But alas, I don’t want to sound like too much of an insensitive pig-head, so I will show compassion for him. 3 nippled freaks are people too. I have pity for him as I know that growing up must have been hell for him, he clearly has too many female hormones surging through his blood, which explains the extra feminine genitalia and the afore mentioned voice issue. I just hope that he got all the care and support from his family that he needed.
Mommy why am I different from other boys?
Don’t worry son, many boys only develop man parts and deep voices in their 20’s.
No I meant my 3rd nipple…
Oh that, uh, I gotta go put the oven off…
Anyhoo, Marky Mark has said “I have decided to embrace my third nipple”. That’s going on the highlight real. He must be getting tired of embracing the other two… every night… and sometimes right after lunch. We’d rather not know about what he does with his free time or his body parts, as weird as that sounds i’m sure he meant well.
So what else is wrong with the nip-slip freak?? Does he hav 6 toes or suming??