Alanis Morissette does a Seal…
Song!
If there’s one thing we all hate, it’s gotta be a bad artist doing a bad cover song. This, isn’t one of those. I gotta give props to Alanis for her cover of “Crazy” originally by the very intriguing artist, Seal. Arf arf.
Alanis covers Seal, Crazy
Even more intriguing is who he’s married to. Heidi Klum.
- Arf arf :: Tried to find some pics of her with clothes on, but she doesn’t like clothes.
But she does like her some chocolate. In fact they just had a kid, or a pup more approprately, that she has named after his Daddy. Seal 2, or Seal Junior, or Baby seal, hmm just Seal maybe. In a few years you’ll be able to sea Baby Seal hanging around the clubs. Arf arf. The other day Baby Seal walked in to a club. Arf arf. If they have any more kids called Seal they’re gonna start culling to keep the population down. OK enough.
That reminds me:
An Eskimo is driving through the snow when his snowmobile breaks down. He pushes it to into a garage and the mechanic says “looks like you’ve blown a Seal…” To which the Eskimo replies, “No no that’s just frost on my moustache.”
Some nice voice effects give this song an edgy appeal and generally it’s just a winner. Slightly surprising however to hear her deliver this track. Not sure why, just didn’t expect it. At first I actually thought it was Average Lavigne, but when I realised that it was Alanis I liked it even more.
3 best unlikely covers:
Sugar Man by Just Jinger
Crazy by Alanis
Anything by Mean Mr Mustard, he even gets those Dolores O’ Riordan high pitches right. Must be the toit pant.
Peace outty
That Heidi Klum chick gets around huh? She was dating John Mayer a while back too? But clearly he wasn’t pigmented enough for her.
Actually…looking at this scenario, I realise that hot chicks, want black dudes with battle scars (perhaps from the previous girlfriend).
Legend. This summer I’m gonna lather myself in cooking oil and hit the beaches by day. By night, I’m gonna get dressed up in a KKK outfit, run into a black gay-bar and shout “Faggots!” and presto! Scars.
Man, by next year I’m gonna be so cool.
That only solves half of the problem Marky. There are *ahem* underlying issues you’re gonna have to take care of. Maybe if you just get some extra large sport socks…
U know what they say about okes with beeg socks… Must hav beeg shoe then!