Attachchi Violent Pet Disguises
Are you sick of people looking at your breed of dog in fear because politicians and the media are saying things like:
“We want to breed these dogs out of existence,”
“They are killing machines on a leash.”
“These breeds don’t belong in our community”
Well worry no longer, Attachchi will be making disguises for all the so called ‘dangerous breeds’. Now you can go to the park with your kids and your dog (like you have been doing for years), without the worry of people thinking you are a bad parent. All our Invisible Breed Products™ are currently FREE to to responsible dog owners.
Kit includes;
- ‘Tibet’ fake fur pieces (4 ankle pieces, one body piece, head piece and tail attachment)
- Safe suit fitting method statement and instructions.
- High Quality duct tape
- Under harness
- Black face paint (safe for dogs)
Step 1 - Unwrap your kit, let your dog sniff everything.
Step 2 - Fit the under harness to your dog, adjust the straps to suit.
Step 3 - Put some duct tape tags onto the harness
Step 4 - Put some padding on top and tape it to the tabs
Step 5 - Lay the fur out and staple padding to it
Step 6 - Put tape over the staples to avoid injury
Step 7 - Put some extra duct tape on
Step 8 - Place it over your dog
Step 9 - Add some padding if required, tape flaps into place
Step 10 - Line up foot with ’special foot insertion device’
Step 11 - Place the ankle piece on the foot
Step 12 - Remove the ’special foot insertion device’ and fluff up the ankle pieces
Step 13 - Put the hat on your dogs head
Step 14 - Take your dog outside and paint it black (use face paint supplied, safe for dogs)
Step 15 - DONE!
…No dogs were harmed during this procedure…