Bareback mountain
Boomshakkalakka! There it is. Gay Cowboys. Is anybody else worried about this? Even if you’re not gay you’re STILL getting penetrated by homosexuals. I think when they produced this movie they sat down and said:
“Thay, I know, how about we take the motht manly thing we can think of and make it gay! Fabulouth!”
Seriously dude, it just doesn’t make any sense. Gay cowboys? It’s more like a gay fantasy than anything else. They’re just tryna take all that is manly and make it gay. What’s next? Could we possibly be looking forward to titles like :: “Cage love” the story of two gay no holds barred pit fighters?
… And in the left corner weighing 50KG’s and in the Prada Leopard print leotard, Missssterrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr SPANK!
… Hey! Thatth, Mith you THILLY!
Or maybe :: “Wheel Love” The moving saga of two gay Motor Cross champions!
Or even :: “Circle, Square, Tri-angle” The riveting conversations of two gay men as they play playstation for 8 gruelling hours until sunrise!
C’mon man, these are guy things, leave them alone. Cowboys are like an icon to little kids, they’re mean and tough and don’t care how their hair looks or about matching their guns to with their shoes.
… Honey, doeth thith coat go with my thaddle?
I don’t thee a problem, but thothe pantth are theethrough, I can thee your thaddlebag.
Which reminds me, What’s the closest thing to Silver? The lone rangers nuts. Anyhoo, at least the gay community is getting movies they wanna see. Which is more than we can say for the not so gay community.
Personally I feel that it’s a sacrilege to make a movie about gay cowboys, there are just some things you don’t touch. And cowboys is one of them. Even though in this movie the cowboys are touching each other.
I’ve had enough
Peace out
