Beeping Bikini
Another reason to hate tourists!!!
Like getting stuck in 3 hour traffic while trying to move around in CT in December isn’t enough…
They buy all the Valpre, they infest our streets, they create lines outside our party venues, and now when you lie next to them on the beach, they’re gonna beep every fifteen minutes. Awesome.
All the details are on IOL
NOTE TO ALL TOURISTS - DO NOT FALL ASLEEP IN THE SUN!
How can it be?
Lets start thinking of ways to sabotage these things now!!! It could actually be a lot of fun.
I take it they’re water resistant? And a vibrate function? I mean beaches are pretty noisy places…
I have a better idea, they could just save that cash and pay some bergie to come and smack them over the head every fifteen minutes. In fact, i’ll do it for free. Especially the loud ones. WAKE UP YOU’RE GOING RED!
Next invention - the rotannery. Rotisserie + tan.
BEEP!
Wow Gregg!!
What an insightful comment! Did it take you all nite to think of that one??
;)
Just call me R2D2.
“With 56 percent of men finding sunburnt peeling skin unattractive, we hope the Tan-Timer Bikini will help our customers avoid that mistake and feel confident when slipping on their summer dresses.” - IOL quote
Oh love not to mention ALL the ATTENTION you will attract, ALL kinds of stares, riots of laughter and possibly the fire department (smoke alarms make a very similar sound).
Besides correct me if I’m wrong guys, but I’m sure that 99.9% of all men do NOT find a beeping woman attractive. (.01% allowance was made for men with beeping fettishes)
Yeah, maybe the fire dptmnt should be hand on to put out flaming tourists. Or maybe we can get some Rhino, they put fires out instinctually. That’s why they have flat feet. Samson too had flat feet. It’s in the bible, it says he died of fallen arches.