Black Eye Peed - Fergi gets retarded
Hmm, very reluctant to write about this but I guess I should. The following is fairly disgusting and rather shocking, in fact i’d rather not have known this - sensitive viewers may find the following disturbing (I apologise in advance for this post, I hope not to offend my usual pre-school patrons):
San Diego, one of my favourite cities in the world. Jazz clubs, the World
X-games hacky-sack champions, great beaches, and the border to Tijuana are all found in this little gem of a place, oh and Seaworld (home of the real Shamu). Overall the place oozes class, ambiance and funk. You’d expect then that guests to the place would try to behave themselves as much as possible, you know, in an effort to keep the standards so high.
So littering would be out then, other sick offenses would be sticking your gum under the restaurant tables and possibly even something less offensive and as normal as :: GETTING “HIT-BY-A-DUMPTRUCK-TRASHED” BEFORE GOING UP ON STAGE IN FRONT OF THOUSANDS OF PEOPLE AFTER PEEING YOUR YOURSELF ::
But alas, at least one golden girl of hiphop (the voice like caramel) fell prey to this particular misdemeanor at a recent Street concert in S.D. You may know her, her name is Fergi, or it was, and i’m sure we’ll soon be hearing all sorts of variations of it due to her recent mishap. Bergie springs to mind. At the risk of jumping on the ol’ band-wagon - what a *damper* that must have put on the mood at that concert. I’d rather not post the images on this blog but if you want to see them you can check them out at - but i’m not advocating it (and yet I know you’re going to anyway) ::
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What a loss for poor Fergi, I can’t actually think of anything I would find more destroying. Now at first I hoped photo-shop and then sweat marks maybe, but a reliable source has commented saying, “She got drunk back stage and couldn’t contain herself before going on… She still sounded really good though…”
Niiice. A far shot worse than the recent “wardrobe malfunctions”. What impact will such an event have on a star? Is she even defending herself? I know what I would do if I were her, i’d say it was a medical condition, or maybe that an evil tyrant had threatened Jihad unless I let a little go on stage. I’m that slippery (damn I should have been a politician). Anyway you look at it, Ferg must be feeling a little “retarded” right now.
