Naked pictures of Brads Pitt! And :: Reason to hate Brad!

OK SO!!!

Here they are, NAKED PICTURES OF BRADS PITTS!!! :::

Here’s the right one, you can clearly see it just on the under side of his shoulder :::

And here’s the left one, hair plainly visible thwarting all those accusations of him being cleanly shaven there :::

But jokes aside - finally Brad Pitt has screwed up… After all these years of trying to find fault with his otherwise perfect appeal he’s finally given me some fuel for my fire. I used to say that he was slow, or shallow or had a tiny… mind. But secretly I wanted to be like him, no, EVEN BE HIM!

I studied his every move, his diet, his dress style, his bathroom habits, his toe-nail clippings. And I managed to become exactly like him in every way.

Okay none of that’s true, it was actually Bruce Willis. I’m sure you see the likeness when you look at me… But I think i’ve said too much so enough with the random confessions :::

Brad has said something really arrogant. It’s just a pity I only find this out now though ‘coz after all these years of my jealous steaming I actually really dig the guy. Who doesn’t? ‘Coz he just kicks @ss. Even though he’s a pretty boy. Not like that other pretty boy Leonardo diCaprio - what a homo. And I mean that in the biblical sense.

Anyhoo, sorry Brad, props to you anyway but here’s what he said :::

“I’m just one of those people you hate because of genetics. It’s the truth”

Ooh, so perfect and all so natural and stuff. It’s not like he had a dietician pre-pack all he meals for 6 months before Fight Club while he spent 6 hours in a gym or anything so he could be all ripped and stuff. None the less, it’s finally a sign of the old ego poking out.
OK, so maybe it’s not that bad, maybe i’m just grasping at straws but still, imagine how a comment like that could hurt and offend people! Imagine how it could make disabled people feel!!! Or other people who don’t have genetics!!! Ok ok, I am grasping at straws. Whatever the case, whether his ego overuled his tiny mind for once or not, Brad still kicks @ss. Props and peace Brad…

Outty ya’ll
Bruce W-