Why don’t you pick on somebody your own size?
While Dick was playing with his toys the evil bureaucrats of Virgin de-registered a smaaall little Polokwane company for using the word Virgin in it’s name. Who was gonna notice really? “Damn Lawyers” I thought. That was my knee jerk reaction anyway, and then I read the full name of the company: “Virgin Child Productions” ??? They really were doing us a favour.
Sounds like …
Read MoreWell thats what a lot of people are going to be suspiciously whispering to each other after the news that a major weight watchers company has offered Friends-ly Matt le Blanc $1 Million to lose 2 stone.
Read MoreLil Kim has been convicted of purgery and sentanced to 1 year in jail. I had to find out myself what purgery meant, so for like-minded readers, purgery refers to lying in court when under oath.
Lil ‘pinochio’ Kim was somehow involved in a shoot out in 2001 between two rival gangs which left 1 man wounded. How original.
Whilst dramatically clutching a Bible, Lil Kim said, “I testified falsely to the grand jury and during …
Read MoreWho knew, Mark Wahlberg is blessed with an extra nipple. What else don’t we know about the people that we invite into our houses through television and print media? I will never watch a Mark Wahlberg movie again, just like I never watched one before - but maybe that’s because he’s a johson with a squeeky voice and a lack of acting talent. He did much better as a rapper, haha, yeah whatever, great project that was. It started as …
Read MoreI feel really bad for writing this article because i’m not the type to climb into people, unless they’re politicians or uber retarded. But this just has to be said ::
I don’t know if anyone else has noticed this but a penny dropped for me a while back when I was out at a big “local celebs in the house” party. Now, I really wanted to build up to the punchline quite dynamically but there is just no way. So …
Read MoreHow funny is this!! Ok so picture this… Pamela Anderson is on the beach for a reason that we’ll get to later. Out in the distance on the water, what is that?? Is it a boat? Is it an inflatable David Hasselhoff? No Its Ali G star, Sacha Baron Cohen on an inflatable turtle wearing a YMCA outfit and playing a guitar keyboard!
Read MoreNo more going ballistic, no more going postal, from here on forward when people get all trippy and slaughter their friends with popsicle sticks they are “Jumping on the couch”. We have Tom Cruise to thank.
Read MorePuffy Daddy, Puffy, Sean Combes and P. Diddy… All of these names will quickly bring to mind the only famous black man that can’t dance. Well now the artist formerly known as Puff Daddy is soon to be formerly knows as P. Diddy.
Due to the problems created when people meet him for the first time and the length of time it takes him to explain who he is on the phone (i know i know) P. Diddy is losing …
Read MorePhilip reckons that this picture is drawn by some guy and it took him 2 days to do it. Now call me cynical but that just seems to me to be a normal photo with some photoshop effects slapped on..
What do you reckon?
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Its a hard disk in 1956.... HDD with 5MB storage in 1956. In September 1956 IBM launched the 305 RAMAC, the first computer with a hard disk drive (HDD). The HDD weighed over a ton and stored 5MB of data. Start appreciating your 1 GB memory ...
For the last 4 or 5 years that I've been using WordPress, I've managed to pick up a good few tips and tricks. 90% of my clients are sites who require content management systems, not blogs. And thus I've been able to create highly tweaked ...
A blind man wanders into an all-girls biker bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders some coffee. After sitting there for awhile, he yells to the waiter, 'Hey, you want to hear a blonde joke? The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. ...
Best part is when the dog looks up at the cat like... WTF are you doing...
Kulula is an Airline with head office situated in Johannesburg. Kulula airline attendants make an effort to make the in-flight "safety lecture" and announcements a bit more entertaining. Here are some Real examples that have been heard or reported: On a Kulula flight, (there is no assigned seating, ...
