The Yellow Llama » Web Design South Africa » Fractal Interpretations http://www.yellow-llama.com Thu, 11 Aug 2011 07:51:11 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 Alcohol Troubleshooting http://www.yellow-llama.com/alcohol-troubleshooting/ http://www.yellow-llama.com/alcohol-troubleshooting/#comments Fri, 06 Mar 2009 06:34:34 +0000 MarkB http://www.yellow-llama.com/?p=1012

SYMPTOM FAULT ACTION
Feet cold and wet. Glass being held at incorrect angle. Rotate glass so that open end points toward ceiling.
Feet warm and wet. Improper bladder control. Stand next to nearest dog, complain about house training.
Drink unusually pale and tasteless. Glass empty. Get someone to buy you another drink.
Opposite wall covered with fluorescent lights. You have fallen over backward. Have yourself lashed to bar.
Mouth contains cigarette butts. You have fallen forward. See above.
Alcohol tasteless, front of your shirt is wet. Mouth not open, or glass applied to wrong part of face. Retire to restroom, practice in mirror.
Floor blurred. You are looking through bottom of empty glass. Get someone to buy you another drink.
Floor moving. You are being carried out. Find out if you are being taken to another bar.
Room seems unusually dark. Bar has closed. Confirm home address with bartender.
Taxi suddenly takes on colourful aspect and textures. Alcohol consumption has exceeded personal limitations. Cover mouth.
Everyone looks up to you and smiles. You are dancing on the table. Fall on somebody cushy-looking.
Drink is crystal-clear. It’s water. Somebody is trying to sober you up. Punch him.
Hands hurt, nose hurts, mind unusually clear. You have been in a fight. Apologize to everyone you see, just in case it was them.
Don’t recognize anyone, don’t recognize the room you’re in. You’ve wandered into the wrong party. See if they have free alcohol.
Your singing sounds distorted. The drink is too weak. Have more alcohol until your voice improves.
Don’t remember the words to the song. Drink is just right. Play air guitar.
]]> http://www.yellow-llama.com/alcohol-troubleshooting/feed/ 0 New song lyrics – this one kicks posterior! http://www.yellow-llama.com/new-song-lyrics-this-one-kicks-posterior/ http://www.yellow-llama.com/new-song-lyrics-this-one-kicks-posterior/#comments Thu, 16 Mar 2006 15:31:23 +0000 Philip http://www.yellow-llama.com/yl/new-song-lyrics-this-one-kicks-posterior/

Caught with my head down
Thinking of breaking out
Cold on your caress
Blinded by fear and doubt

Sundays water runs through my hair
Dripping like an angel’s want to care

And the red begins to rise
There’s no escape, no disguise
Bending down to let go
This is a place I don’t know

Sundays water runs through my hair
Dripping like an angel’s want to care

I can’t wait for
Maybe myself
I can’t wait for
Maybe us

Still running
Another faint breathe
Still breathing
Still breathing
Still breathing…

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Silent whispers of a twisted mind
Hushed words on sour breath
Hatred oozing from every pore
Disdain festers within a knotted stomach

Reach out to a trembling hand
Clasping regret tightly with the other
Trying to escape
Trapped in the moment

A voice from my sacred hiding place rasps
“Wean yourself from fears.
Life waits for no troubled mind.
Embrace it! Or lose out on the treasure it holds!”

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I rest my eyes upon you
And I’m home
Your presence and absence shape
The ebb and flow of my emotions

I breathe in your affection
Like an oxygen starved being
I drink in your soul
Like a sponge on the ocean bed

Your fingertips massage my heart
My eyes trace your face
Your breath draws me closer
And takes mine away

Your voice envelops me
Your thoughts beckon me
Your expressions intrigue me
Your existence consumes me

My spirit rivals the power
Of a thousand stampeding mustangs
And it is brought under bridal by
The yolk of your love

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A blazen emotion
Surges through the heart
Transformation
Rising from the core of hatred
An emotion dormant,
Awakens

Like a tornado, tearing through
Organisation
Causing confusion

The eye of the storm!
Lasting only seconds.
It comes back with power
far surpassing any other.
Realisation!

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Drifting through gardens
Touching a rose
Will it open or perish?

An angel’s touch
A Midas touch?

Simple gestures
Expressed like an
Emperor’s command.

Statues are animated
And dance like fireflies.

Is it an iris or a pearl?
Is it a creation or
a masterpiece?

A second glance
a golden rose.
A fallen angel a broken wing?

An isolated corner
The garden entertains
An unseen statue
Still made of stone

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Is it hard to love?
Something that should be natural
Forced

Efforts go unnoticed
Every action criticised

The same blood flows in our veins
Yet strangers we are

How can you compare?
Why is one better than the other?

Beyond my understanding
But not beyond hurt

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Who can tame my tormented mind?
Where are the words to heal my soul?

Like a crossbow to the heart
A shadow of a voice whispers:
“A simple wish for a simple life”.
It wasn’t too much to ask.

Seams ripped
Lost in time
Hiding beyond my reach
Forgotten

Companions change like the tide
Stuck in a turnstile
The sun stands still
Time waits for no man.

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One day we’ll all look back
Wondering where time went

It doesn’t seem to matter now
But when does that change?

‘I’m still young!” you lament.
In the blink of an eye it all changes.

Where did time go?
What have I achieved?

Be weary of time,
as it’s the chief plunderer.

]]> http://www.yellow-llama.com/time/feed/ 2 …one day soon http://www.yellow-llama.com/one-day-soon/ http://www.yellow-llama.com/one-day-soon/#comments Tue, 08 Nov 2005 10:35:24 +0000 Philip http://www.yellow-llama.com/2005/one-day-soon/

Look up, look up
There’s nothing down there in the depths of your despair

Get up, get up
You’ll get nowhere in your immobilization

Stand up, stand up
I know that you’re not dead so stop pretending that

This is, this is
Your last chance to rise above, so rise above

I feel it come in the fade away now
I don’t believe you’ll let this fade away
I’m coming back but I can’t stay
Sunday’s water drips away
I’ll give you everything one day soon

I never said that it would be easy
I know something’s are better left unsaid
But this has got to be so damn crazy
Spinning words and time in precious rhyme

Out of time, out of mind, out of our hands – do you want that?
In little minds, in little hearts, in puzzle pieces building that!

I feel it come in the fade away now
I don’t believe you’ll let this fade away
I’m coming back but I can’t stay
Sunday’s water drips away
I’ll give you everything one day soon

Get up, get up, get up, and get up now
Stand up, stand up, stand up, and stand up now

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