Articles in Generalisms
- Comments: 9
- Written: April 25th, 2006
- Filed in: Generalisms
- By: MarkB
Dale and Bianca, sitting in a tree…
I could make all sorts of "another one bites the dust" comments, but instead I'm just going to make a straightforward announcement. It gives me great pleasure to announce the engagement of one of The Yellow Llama's finest authors, Dale Jordaan, to his long-time girlfriend, Biana Pianese (BiziB). I was just informed (20min ago) of their engagement and I'd like to be (one of the) first to extend my congratulations ...
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- Written: April 25th, 2006
- Filed in: Generalisms
- By: Karen
Poetry Scams
As some of you might or might not know, I enjoy dabbling in a bit of poetry. Nothing serious. Just some amateur stuff. A while back I found a website where I could submit my poetry, possibly win prizes and / or get published. I was pretty excited and impressed with myself when I received a letter from UK saying that I was a semi-finalist in their poetry competition and I stood to win a couple ...
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- Written: April 20th, 2006
- Filed in: Generalisms
- By: MarkB
One Red Paper Clip
Its not often that you come across a truly original idea. On the web nowadays, someone, somewhere, has had the same idea and...mostly likely.. beat you to it. The last good idea I came across was www.milliondollarhomepage.com. This genius sold advertising on his site for $1 per pixel. The idea took off and he sold out.... A simple idea = $1million. Done. Ka-ching. Well tonight a mate of mine brought to my attention the latest brilliant idea that has taken ...
- Comments: 8
- Written: April 20th, 2006
- Filed in: Generalisms
- By: Karen
Singleton vs Couplesville
For some time now I've had these few things running around my tiny thought-molested little brain. It has to do with the eternal debate of staying single vs. being coupled. Now I know for most of us this isn't something, which we feel is in our control. I know a few people feel like they're "...doomed to walk the planet alone." "Like the Incredible Hulk?" (Yes, I stole those lines ...
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- Written: April 12th, 2006
- Filed in: Generalisms
- By: Dale
Have you ever noticed…
Yeah I know, being kewl by your own standards does not neccessarily mean that you're kewl, BUT, I think you might find this fun :: It's a little test that you can try almost anywhere. What you need: 1 x girl, woman or female, heck even a chick would do... one that's game for a laugh and not too stuck up to try new things. ...and that's all you need. Now now, I know what you're thinking, but it's not that kind ...
- Comments: 6
- Written: April 11th, 2006
- Filed in: Generalisms
- By: MarkB
Slave to the craze
So I've got one. Eventually, I managed to get my hands on the Livestrong wristband. Thats it. I have it now. I have to ask myself though, why I actually got one in the first place. I mean, dont hate me, but its not really to show my awareness for cancer victims. I'm sure in the bigger scheme of things, whether or not I want it to be, its gonna have that effect on people who see me wearing ...
- Comments: 5
- Written: April 11th, 2006
- Filed in: Generalisms
- By: Dale
Zum in - Zum out
What's it gonna be, one day Zuma seems to be going down faster than a hooker in Hugh Grants back seat and the next day a hooker in Collin Farrells backseat. Any way you look at it, the Zumster is thouroughly cooked. He has made insane comments about woman wearing skirts, showering to get rid of HIV and the unlikelyhood of getting aids from a woman. But here's one you may not have noticed: In his defence, Zuma's legal team called ...
- Comments: 4
- Written: April 11th, 2006
- Filed in: Generalisms
- By: Dale
Disaster strikes!!!
Have you ever noticed how much the American's love bringing the worlds disaster to their own streets? No disasterous situation is left unturned. In the past we've seen unlikely Volcano's, Meteor showers, Tsunami's, Ice-bergs and yes, even the MOST UNAMERINCAN disaster ever - Godzilla - running rampage on the streets of L.A and New York. Such masachists indeed, or perhaps they just like painting themselves as the emerging heroes from the worlds worst situations. Well, because South Africa is cheap, ...
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- Written: April 6th, 2006
- Filed in: Generalisms
- By: Karen
The world according to Zuma
Any woman wearing a skirt, when she usually wouldn't, is indicating that she wants to be intimate with you. Any man having unprotected sexual relations with an HIV-positive woman has a VERY slight chance of contracting this virus. However, if you are a HIV-negative female having unprotected sexual relations with an HIV-positive male you have a good chance of contracting HIV. Having a shower straight after unprotected sexual relations with an HIV-positive woman further ...
- Comments: 1
- Written: April 5th, 2006
- Filed in: Generalisms
- By: MarkB
Ta Daaaaaaa!
Well there we go. Ladies & Gents I give you the all new, Yellow Llama. So....? What do you think??? I must say, this design is by far one of the most complicated I've done so far. It took me a good few weeks to get my head around the different PHP loops and stuff. Many an hour was spent on the Wordpress Support Forum scouring for the solution to problems but eventually, here we have it. Still got a couple of ...
