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Archive for the category "Humor"

  • Date: April 29th, 2008
  • Time: 9:45 am
  • Written by: MarkB
  • Comments: 0

What’s being loaded into this plane?

Its a hard disk in 1956….

HDD with 5MB storage in 1956.

In September 1956 IBM launched the 305 RAMAC, the first computer with a hard disk drive (HDD). The HDD weighed over a ton and stored 5MB of data.

Start appreciating your 1 GB memory stick!

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  • Date: March 17th, 2008
  • Time: 3:35 pm
  • Written by: MarkB
  • Comments: 0

A blind man wanders into an all-girls biker bar by mistake…

A blind man wanders into an all-girls biker bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders some coffee.

After sitting there for awhile, he yells to the waiter, ‘Hey, you want to hear a blonde joke?

The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, ‘Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it is only fair given that you are blind that …

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  • Date: March 12th, 2008
  • Time: 9:32 am
  • Written by: MarkB
  • Comments: 0

Looking for trouble…

Best part is when the dog looks up at the cat like… WTF are you doing…

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  • Date: February 22nd, 2008
  • Time: 1:23 pm
  • Written by: MarkB
  • Comments: 0
  • Date: February 13th, 2008
  • Time: 9:19 am
  • Written by: MarkB
  • Comments: 4

Examples of Kulula attendants’ sense of humor

Kulula is an Airline with head office situated in Johannesburg.

Kulula airline attendants make an effort to make the in-flight “safety lecture” and announcements a bit more entertaining. Here are some Real examples that have been heard or reported:

On a Kulula flight, (there is no assigned seating, you just sit where you want) passengers were apparently having a hard time choosing, when a flight attendant announced, “People, people we’re not picking out furniture here, find a seat …

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  • Date: January 21st, 2008
  • Time: 9:40 am
  • Written by: MarkB
  • Comments: 9

Half man, Half tree!

An Indonesian fisherman who feared that he would be killed by tree-like growths covering his body has been given hope of recovery by an American doctor - and Vitamin A.

Dede, now 35, baffled medical experts when warty “roots” began growing out of his arms and feet after he cut his knee in a teenage accident.

The welts spread across his …

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  • Date: January 18th, 2008
  • Time: 10:01 am
  • Written by: MarkB
  • Comments: 1

The Man Rules

Finally , the guys’ side of the story. We always hear “the rules” from the female side.

Now here are the rules from the male side.

These are our rules!
Please note.. these are all numbered “1″ ON PURPOSE!

1. Men are NOT mind readers.

1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You’re a big girl. If it’s up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don’t hear us complaining about …

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  • Date: January 18th, 2008
  • Time: 9:55 am
  • Written by: MarkB
  • Comments: 0

When firemen are bored [VIDEO]

What happens when you leave firemen alone with a bunch of high powered hoses, an old car & a steel frame?

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  • Date: January 14th, 2008
  • Time: 12:38 pm
  • Written by: MarkB
  • Comments: 1

2008 - Idiot of the Year

Oh geez… We’re hardly 2 weeks into the new year and already there’s dickheads like this cropping up.

At what point does a person think that this is a good idea? And yet, there they sit in the pool laughing and drinking it up - oblivious to the fact that they’re about a fart’s ripple away from having the crap shocked out of their special bits.

*sigh*

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  • Date: December 12th, 2007
  • Time: 9:33 am
  • Written by: MarkB
  • Comments: 0

Proof that men age just as women do

… except in most cases, they do so without the grace & pose that women do. Here’s evidence of some previously good-looking men who have lost all their physical appeal, but still insist on wearing speedo’s and comb-overs.

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What’s being loaded into this plane?

Its a hard disk in 1956.... HDD with 5MB storage in 1956. In September 1956 IBM launched the 305 RAMAC, the first computer with a hard disk drive (HDD). The HDD weighed over a ton and stored 5MB of data. Start appreciating your 1 GB memory ...

The WordPress Guru is launched

For the last 4 or 5 years that I've been using WordPress, I've managed to pick up a good few tips and tricks. 90% of my clients are sites who require content management systems, not blogs. And thus I've been able to create highly tweaked ...

A blind man wanders into an all-girls biker bar by mistake…

A blind man wanders into an all-girls biker bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders some coffee. After sitting there for awhile, he yells to the waiter, 'Hey, you want to hear a blonde joke? The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. ...

Looking for trouble…

Best part is when the dog looks up at the cat like... WTF are you doing...

26 Reasons why dogs bite people

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Examples of Kulula attendants’ sense of humor

Kulula is an Airline with head office situated in Johannesburg. Kulula airline attendants make an effort to make the in-flight "safety lecture" and announcements a bit more entertaining. Here are some Real examples that have been heard or reported: On a Kulula flight, (there is no assigned seating, ...

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