The Yellow Llama » Web Design South Africa » Humor http://www.yellow-llama.com Thu, 11 Aug 2011 07:51:11 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 Cat Motivational Posters http://www.yellow-llama.com/cat-motivational-posters/ http://www.yellow-llama.com/cat-motivational-posters/#comments Thu, 22 Apr 2010 09:41:23 +0000 MarkB http://www.yellow-llama.com/?p=1290

Some funny motivational posters featuring cats

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Nothing changes… Boys will always be boys…

image002 image003 image004 image005 image006 image008 image010 image011 image012 image013 image014 image015 image016 image018 image019 image020 image021 image022 image024 ]]> http://www.yellow-llama.com/boys-will-be-boys/feed/ 0 How to make chicken breasts http://www.yellow-llama.com/how-to-make-chicken-breasts/ http://www.yellow-llama.com/how-to-make-chicken-breasts/#comments Thu, 11 Feb 2010 11:11:11 +0000 MarkB http://www.yellow-llama.com/?p=1228

Ingredients:

  • 1 whole chicken
  • 1 large lemon, cut into halves
  • Sprig of rosemary
  • Salt and pepper to taste
  • Butter or olive oil, whichever you prefer

Steps:

  • Heat oven to 350 degrees
  • Rub butter or oil over the skin of the chicken until it is completely coated
  • Take a knife and gently separate the skin from the breast meat;
  • Slide lemon halves under the skin with the peel side up. This way the juice from the lemon will coat the breast. Season skin of chicken to your preference, place sprig of rosemary into the chicken.
  • Cover and place in oven for 30-45 minutes. Remove cover and continue to roast until juices run clear, basting every 15-20 minutes depending on the size of the bird.

If you’ve followed these steps correctly, your chicken should look like the one in the picture.

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Some real gems here.

E-Trade

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A7gc_a2pFj4

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qdNKzv2otdY

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T1lM7t4RMcc

Bud Light / Budweiser

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m_NvRFbSUD0

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K-PrXZUmSF8

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uS2-Zgr3bpA

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OwoXkxcq0JA

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tr1_ysrVcB0

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LUFIdlRqjBo

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sRNpneHL_M0

Dorito’s

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7NtkXpYaCDY

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gD3tjSSlJEs

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=81EZsZ4WQPo

Audi Green Police

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A2U-dxpjlHg

Emerald Nuts & Popcorn

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PTM_AgAzvcs

Google

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ZEGsNPX0OA

Coke Sleepwalker

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QBrDZ_D1D_c

Volkswagen

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s7dhuuSrgxE

Motorola (Megan Fox)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VDzQ-FRLi-Q

Snickers

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KV__PWE7GKk

Monster.com

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ueKWIh1tO8

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Kudos to the guys who come up with ads that say so much, without the use of words.

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A woman rode over a mattress on the highway, but she decided not to stop and just kept on driving.

The mess underneath her car whipped around enough to finally tear a hole in the fuel tank. The only reason she eventually stopped driving was because she ran out of fuel. The mess was tangled around her driveshaft.

She had it towed to the dealership, complaining that it “had a sort of ‘shimmy’ at high speeds”.

Below is what the dealership found when they got under her car.

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The only way for Bafana Bafana to win during the 2010world cup

bafana

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Click to open the full picture.

aren't you glad you're a man

aren't you glad you're a man

aren't you glad you're a man

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SYMPTOM FAULT ACTION
Feet cold and wet. Glass being held at incorrect angle. Rotate glass so that open end points toward ceiling.
Feet warm and wet. Improper bladder control. Stand next to nearest dog, complain about house training.
Drink unusually pale and tasteless. Glass empty. Get someone to buy you another drink.
Opposite wall covered with fluorescent lights. You have fallen over backward. Have yourself lashed to bar.
Mouth contains cigarette butts. You have fallen forward. See above.
Alcohol tasteless, front of your shirt is wet. Mouth not open, or glass applied to wrong part of face. Retire to restroom, practice in mirror.
Floor blurred. You are looking through bottom of empty glass. Get someone to buy you another drink.
Floor moving. You are being carried out. Find out if you are being taken to another bar.
Room seems unusually dark. Bar has closed. Confirm home address with bartender.
Taxi suddenly takes on colourful aspect and textures. Alcohol consumption has exceeded personal limitations. Cover mouth.
Everyone looks up to you and smiles. You are dancing on the table. Fall on somebody cushy-looking.
Drink is crystal-clear. It’s water. Somebody is trying to sober you up. Punch him.
Hands hurt, nose hurts, mind unusually clear. You have been in a fight. Apologize to everyone you see, just in case it was them.
Don’t recognize anyone, don’t recognize the room you’re in. You’ve wandered into the wrong party. See if they have free alcohol.
Your singing sounds distorted. The drink is too weak. Have more alcohol until your voice improves.
Don’t remember the words to the song. Drink is just right. Play air guitar.
]]> http://www.yellow-llama.com/alcohol-troubleshooting/feed/ 0 World’s Biggest Catepillar http://www.yellow-llama.com/worlds-biggest-catepillar/ http://www.yellow-llama.com/worlds-biggest-catepillar/#comments Wed, 04 Mar 2009 07:08:49 +0000 MarkB http://www.yellow-llama.com/?p=1009

worlds biggest catepillar

Tell me you’re not laughing?? :D

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