Articles in Humor
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- Written: July 19th, 2007
- Filed in: Humor, Watching the World
- By: MarkB
Drive Thru ATM’s - Men vs Women
A new sign in the Bank Lobby reads: "Please note that this Bank is installing new Drive-through ATM machines enabling customers to withdraw cash without leaving their vehicles. Customers using this new facility are requested to use the procedures outlined below when accessing their accounts." After months of careful research, MALE & FEMALE procedures have been developed. Please follow the appropriate steps for your gender." MALE PROCEDURE: Drive up to the cash machine. Put down your car window. Insert card into machine and enter PIN. Enter amount of ...
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- Written: July 18th, 2007
- Filed in: Humor, Tech Stuff
- By: MarkB
Why Computers Sometimes Crash
If a packet hits a pocket on a socket at a port, And the bus is interrupted as a very last resort, And the access of the memory makes your floppy disk abort, Then the packet pocket socket has an error to report. If your cursor finds a menu item followed by a dash, And the double-clicking icon puts your window in the trash, And your data are corrupted 'cos the index doesn't hash, Then your situation's hopeless and your system's gonna crash! If the label on the ...
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- Written: July 16th, 2007
- Filed in: Humor
- By: MarkB
The Art of Proper Image Cropping
As this graphic shows, correct cropping of an image is truly vital. By eliminating needless parts of the image, you're able to better convey the contents of the image whilst providing the viewer with a pleasing representation. **Click the image to view the uncropped version**
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- Written: July 11th, 2007
- Filed in: Humor, Point of View
- By: MarkB
Why Men Are Happier
What do you expect from such simple creatures? Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can be President. You can never be pregnant. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park. Car mechanics tell you the truth. The world is your urinal. You never have ...
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- Written: July 10th, 2007
- Filed in: Humor, Tech Stuff, Web Stuff
- By: MarkB
10 reasons to GET OFF Facebook
You are at a bar or club and you suddenly realise you recognize someone. You can't figure out how and then it dawns on you... You have never met this person before, but have spent a considerable amount of time lookingat their facebook! After meeting someone your conversation somehow leads to - "So, are you on Facebook?" You do not call people anymore, you post comments and send messages through facebook. You determine how cool people ...
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- Written: April 17th, 2007
- Filed in: Humor
- By: MarkB
Angelina Jolie Topless in Namibia!!!
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- Written: April 13th, 2007
- Filed in: Generalisms, Humor
- By: MarkB
Useless information you thought you knew… but didn’t
A cat has 32 muscles in each ear. A crocodile cannot stick out its tongue. A dragonfly has a life span of 24 hours. A goldfish has a memory span of three seconds. A "jiffy" is an actual unit of time for 1/100th of a second. A shark is the only fish that can blink with both eyes. A snail can sleep for three years. Al Capone's business card said he was a used furniture dealer. Almonds are a member of the peach family. An ostrich's eye is bigger ...
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- Written: April 12th, 2007
- Filed in: Humor, Movies, Tech Stuff
- By: MarkB
Get a Mac - The TV Ads
I'm not sure if these ads are airing in South Africa - I dont watch much TV... But when I was in the states these 'Hi, I'm a Mac... Hi, I'm a PC' ads were all the rage. They're really very clever and the advertising company that came up with the ideas for these definately needs a pat on the back for their creative work here. **sidenote - I wonder if they use Mac or PC?**...
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- Written: April 10th, 2007
- Filed in: Generalisms, Humor
- By: MarkB
How Observant Are You?
How observant are you? Do this little test and find out... No cheating on this. That means no looking at your phone or anything on your desk... Ready, Set, Go!
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- Written: March 28th, 2007
- Filed in: Humor
- By: MarkB
The Top 10
Top 10 Reason to go to work naked Your boss is always yelling, "I wanna see your ass in here by 8:00!" Can take advantage of computer monitor radiation to work on your tan. "I'd love to chip in, but I left my wallet in my pants." To stop those creepy guys in Marketing from looking down your blouse. You want to see if it's like the dream. So that with a little help from Muzak you can add "Exotic Dancer" ...