Articles in Humor
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- Written: October 22nd, 2007
- Filed in: Humor
- By: MarkB
Why Hitler Lost The War
Years of history analysis explained:
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- Written: September 19th, 2007
- Filed in: Humor
- By: MarkB
When I grow up…
I want to be like my mummy...
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- Written: August 8th, 2007
- Filed in: Humor, Watching the World
- By: MarkB
You Might Be From Benoni, Uitenhage, Despatch or Boksburg If…
Your standard of living improves when you go camping. Your prenuptial agreement mentions chickens. You have jacked up your home to look for a dog. Your neighbor has ever asked to borrow a quart of beer. There is a belch on your answering machine greeting. You have rebuilt a carburetor while sitting on the commode. None of the tires on your van are the same size. You hold the hood of the car with your head while you work on it. Your ...
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- Written: July 25th, 2007
- Filed in: Humor
- By: MarkB
Awesome New Bud Light Commercial - The Swear Jar
Again, Bud Light have stepped up to the plate and have come up with another hilarious TV ad. This one's entitled, 'The Swear Jar'.
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- Written: July 19th, 2007
- Filed in: Humor, Watching the World
- By: MarkB
Drive Thru ATM’s - Men vs Women
A new sign in the Bank Lobby reads: "Please note that this Bank is installing new Drive-through ATM machines enabling customers to withdraw cash without leaving their vehicles. Customers using this new facility are requested to use the procedures outlined below when accessing their accounts." After months of careful research, MALE & FEMALE procedures have been developed. Please follow the appropriate steps for your gender." MALE PROCEDURE: Drive up to the cash machine. Put down your car window. Insert card into machine and enter PIN. Enter amount of ...
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- Written: July 18th, 2007
- Filed in: Humor, Tech Stuff
- By: MarkB
Why Computers Sometimes Crash
If a packet hits a pocket on a socket at a port, And the bus is interrupted as a very last resort, And the access of the memory makes your floppy disk abort, Then the packet pocket socket has an error to report. If your cursor finds a menu item followed by a dash, And the double-clicking icon puts your window in the trash, And your data are corrupted 'cos the index doesn't hash, Then your situation's hopeless and your system's gonna crash! If the label on the ...
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- Written: July 16th, 2007
- Filed in: Humor
- By: MarkB
The Art of Proper Image Cropping
As this graphic shows, correct cropping of an image is truly vital. By eliminating needless parts of the image, you're able to better convey the contents of the image whilst providing the viewer with a pleasing representation. **Click the image to view the uncropped version**
- Comments: 10
- Written: July 11th, 2007
- Filed in: Humor, Point of View
- By: MarkB
Why Men Are Happier
What do you expect from such simple creatures? Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can be President. You can never be pregnant. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park. Car mechanics tell you the truth. The world is your urinal. You never have ...
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- Written: July 10th, 2007
- Filed in: Humor, Tech Stuff, Web Stuff
- By: MarkB
10 reasons to GET OFF Facebook
You are at a bar or club and you suddenly realise you recognize someone. You can't figure out how and then it dawns on you... You have never met this person before, but have spent a considerable amount of time lookingat their facebook! After meeting someone your conversation somehow leads to - "So, are you on Facebook?" You do not call people anymore, you post comments and send messages through facebook. You determine how cool people ...
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- Written: April 17th, 2007
- Filed in: Humor
- By: MarkB
Angelina Jolie Topless in Namibia!!!
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