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Archive for the category "Movies"

  • Date: April 12th, 2007
  • Time: 4:34 pm
  • Written by: MarkB
  • Comments: 1

Get a Mac - The TV Ads

I’m not sure if these ads are airing in South Africa - I dont watch much TV… But when I was in the states these ‘Hi, I’m a Mac… Hi, I’m a PC’ ads were all the rage. They’re really very clever and the advertising company that came up with the ideas for these definately needs a pat on the back for their creative work here. **sidenote - I wonder if they use Mac or PC?**…

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  • Date: February 21st, 2006
  • Time: 7:47 pm
  • Written by: Dale
  • Comments: 1

Extra sleep thanks to New World

Where do I start when I have nothing to say?!?!? Actually it’s not that I have nothing to say, it’s more that I have nothing to say anything about. Specifically around this movie that is. Other than that I have a crap load to say, but I don’t think any of you can handle the sheer power of it all. So i’ll proceed by saying nothing about this movie.

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

* blink blink* * blink blink*

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  • Date: January 31st, 2006
  • Time: 1:01 pm
  • Written by: Dale
  • Comments: 11

Worst Actor awards

Bwahahahaha. It had to catch up with him in the end. Finally the religious midget has lost the plot. With his gnarley teeth and nose that makes him taller when he lies down, Tom Cruise is in the front of a race for the worst actor. Other entrants include:

Will Ferrell - Bewitched

Jamie Kennedy - Son of the Mask (what were they thinking)

WWE’s “The Rock” Dwayne Johnson - Doom

Rob Schneider - Deuce Bigalow, European Gigolo …

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  • Date: January 20th, 2006
  • Time: 1:47 pm
  • Written by: Dale
  • Comments: 14

Narnia

So I finally saw Narnia. And there are a couple of things i’d like to say…

On arriving at the theatre we found a whole range of kewl movies to watch but because it’s almost off circuit and it looked like a special effects kinda flick we decided to go ahead. Despite having to choose seats in a room not much bigger than Sadams underground hide-away we felt relatively safe with out choice. Now having been born in the 70’s, I …

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  • Date: December 20th, 2005
  • Time: 11:51 am
  • Written by: Karen
  • Comments: 8

When it’s not a kiddie’s movie anymore

Being single and not having experienced the torment joy of having children of my very own, I’m never fazed about what’s on the circuit that might not be suitable for children to watch. To be honest, I’ve never given it a second thought, until now.

I recently read that Britain has declared the new Harry Potter movie “unsuitable for under-12s to watch alone”. Silly question… Wasn’t the concept of Harry Potter produced …

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  • Date: September 13th, 2005
  • Time: 6:44 pm
  • Written by: Dale
  • Comments: 7

Underworld 2

Dang i am so ready for this one, the first movie i regret to say (coz i see tons of movies) is the only one that came remotely close to being as much of a mind job for me as the first Matrix flick. “Now now” you may warn me, “don’t get too psyched about a sequel”. I see your warning and I raise you a warning - they’ve gone with ::
Underworld EVOLUTION :: for the title of their sequel. …

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  • Date: July 4th, 2005
  • Time: 1:50 am
  • Written by: MarkB
  • Comments: 0

Madagascar

I worshipped the ground the Shrek walked on and I laughed along with the aquatic antics of Nemo and his paraniod dad, but I must admit that we have a new CGI movie winner.

Madagascar was, in my opinion a brilliant example of how versatile CGI movies are. The satirical humor and shameless ripping off of other movies was brilliantly achieved. The voices of Chris Rock, Ben Stiller, David Schwimmer and Jada Pinkett-Smith couldn’t have been better casted. David …

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  • Date: June 27th, 2005
  • Time: 12:46 am
  • Written by: Dale
  • Comments: 3

Batman is Phat man!

I saw Batman this weekend. NEWS FLASH! - BATMAN WAS TRAINED BY NINJA! And I didn’t know. How kewl is that?

And not the good dictator-assasinating-freedom-fighter Ninja kind either. Like Leonardo, Donatello and Michaelangelo. These were sinister, agro, meeeaaan Ninja. Just like you find here:
Worlds best Ninja Website . But Batman rises above man, oh yes he does, because he has intergrity, style and brains. Thank goodness they didn’t use Tom Cruise as Batman, imagine the hold …

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  • Date: June 9th, 2005
  • Time: 1:34 am
  • Written by: MarkB
  • Comments: 1

Wallace & Gromit

Brilliant! Finally the boys at Dreamworks have signed on the dotted line and agreed to support the release of the new, full-length Wallace & Gromit Movie. Jeffrey Katzenberg has confirmed that it’ll be released around October 2005. Sweet.

Initially the film was due for release over Thanksgiving period, 2004 but so much for that idea! I reckon, more so than real-actor movies, these kinds of films can be forgiven for going a bit …

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  • Date: May 19th, 2005
  • Time: 12:37 am
  • Written by: Dale
  • Comments: 1

Star Worse

The Saga ends!

And i’m thankful for it every moment that I live. That’s enough hype and disappointment for another 3 generations. Amusing as it was with it’s battle scenes and elaborate settings “Revenge of the thithys” wath abtholutely abthurd. Thorry, it’s that Sith thing that always confuses me… I’m sure that’s why they were so mad too.

Anyway, while watching the movie I realised that my attention was constantly misplaced and finally figured what the problem was:…

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