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  • Date: May 10th, 2005
  • Time: 2:51 am
  • Written by: MarkB
  • Comments: 0

Assault on Precinct 13

Starring: Ethan Hawke, Laurence Fishburne

So John Carpenter who wrote the original screenplay for “Assault on Precinct 13″ hasn’t had much luck in the past with killer movies and scripts. With more money to play with however, Jean-François Richet has seemingly hit the jackpot with his latest contribution to the big screen. Put yourself in Detroit’s 13 Precinct on New Years Eve and chances are you not going to get much sleep. …

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  • Date: May 6th, 2005
  • Time: 7:53 am
  • Written by: MarkB
  • Comments: 2

The Interpreter

Gotta admit this was a bit disappointing.

The preview showed these awesome action shots of a bus exploding and gripping scenes as Sylvia (Nicole Kidman) turns around and see’s a masked face outside her window…Shoo..the preview made the movie look really gripping.

Unfortunately though, those gripping scenes were the sum total of the gripping scenes in that movie. Bollocks.

It was a good movie, don’t get me wrong. But don’t expect a twisting, turning, reeling ride. Its got a heavy political undertone, …

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