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Shew, bring on the heavies!

I'm not making any real statements here, I guess I'm just wanting to raise my concerns about this issue cos recently I've been amazed at the number of natural disasters plaguing the planet!! (2005 had the highest number of natural disasters in recorded history.) On the weekend I opened the paper and on one page there were three articles: one on the depletion of fresh water reserves, one on global warming with estimates of 20 years before irreversible climate damage ...

The Conspiracy Theory

Have a history teacher explain this----- if they can. Abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846. John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946.

Why Arabs die with smiles

Please consider for your amusement: From IOL Riyadh - Four Saudi women teaching in a remote village school have married their driver so they can live closer to work, al-Watan newspaper said on Monday. The newspaper said the women from al-Baha province in south-west Saudi Arabia were impressed with the man's "good morals" and decided to marry him and live together in the village where they teach - avoiding a tiring daily commute. They were married in a short ceremony, and have agreed ...

Tonight’s head….. lines

There are a bunch of Indian newsroom technicians who are in need of work after they accidentally played a Russian porn video on the evening news. Instead of playing a news clip, the technicians pushed play on the wrong machine and shocked news watchers with hardcore Russian porn. Within minutes, angry residents of the Indian town were outside the offices of this TV station, demanding the sacking...er..firing of the technicians. They were apparently using the facilities to watch dirty movies during ...

Disappearance + Penis = Disapenis

Don't you hate it when you're in church and your things start going missing, for example, oh I don't know, your tallywhacker. Me too! This is one time that I don't have a comment. Except of course that if someone made my penis disappear again i'd also expect my homeboys to get my back... What am I talking about? The great disapenis gang lynching missing organ scandal...

Scientology, Birthing and TomKat

I have to confess that I'm shamelessly addicted to a leading South African gossip magazine. In it, I've found many references to Tom Cruise and his religious orientation - the Church of Scientology (founded in 1954). Nowadays, it seems as though many celebs feel it would boost their careers if they were seen to be affiliated with a certain religion.

To transfuse or not to transfuse

I was shocked to hear that Doctors at a Pretoria Hospital had obtained a court order to give a baby a blood transfusion despite the repeated refusals by the parents. The reasons for refusal of this transfusion were based on religious beliefs. It was upsetting to hear the way it was brought across in the media, as though the parents were callously prepared to let their child die. Putting religion aside, legally, ...

Bird flu is Spanish flu

Spanish flu killed 50M people before it finally disappeared from planet earth. Under close inspection it has been found that Bird flu IS actually the Spanish flu. With a few variations. How do we know this? Well, by analysing tissue samples from WW1 soldiers and comparing them with that of Eskimo's dug out from deep within the Alaskan permafrost, scientists have been able to connect the 2. An interesting variation to the story goes like this: Spanish flu had worked itself off ...

Shame on You

I must admit that for the first time in a long time, I saw a good documentary on TV. I know in the past, most of us have been quite pessimistic towards late nite tv, but I must give this show its credit. There's a judge in the US, that has taken a different approach to punishment for relatively small offenses. Enter Judge Joe Brown. Most small time offenders end up with a few months ...

Durkah durkah Jihad, Sadam loses a lawyer

That' s interesting. Dill and Salami , er, sorry Sadoun Dalaimi (was thinking about lunch), one of 13 defence lawyers representn' the "middle east siyeed" dictator and MC - Saddam Hussein, has been abducted by ten masked gunmen. Who would abducts Muslim Lawyers? Interesting... Who are Georgie and crew gonna pin this one on? They're not dumb enough, no wait, they are dumb enough and probably ARE going to blame it on Extemist Muslims I bet Mr. Salami is the ...