Because of my excessive kewlness, I mean look even at how I spell kewl. Kewl hey. Well anyway, because of my excessive kewlness, there are a bunch of losers who hate their own identity soooooooooo much that they are signing on as DALE, the kewl name you’ve seen for some time now, and fraudulantly making comments pretending to be me. As it is impossible to stop this, because being me is so addictive i’d assume, I will no longer comment on this blog as Dale, but rather with a clever alias that no-one will recognise. So if you should see any comments by anyone called Dale, be assured it’s not the real Dale. I.e. Me.
If the craze continues i’m sure you’ll see Dales popping up everywhere. Already I have seen many suburban areas post or pre-fixed with the name Dale. This is not going to stop and soon there’ll be bands, restaurants, presidents and even golfers named… Dale.
So now you know how hard it is to be me, please, keep me in your thoughts as I struggle to put up with these losers like Ettienne who just want to be me.
Sadly yours
The real DÅLE
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