Did he who? Diddy without the P
Puffy Daddy, Puffy, Sean Combes and P. Diddy… All of these names will quickly bring to mind the only famous black man that can’t dance. Well now the artist formerly known as Puff Daddy is soon to be formerly knows as P. Diddy.
Due to the problems created when people meet him for the first time and the length of time it takes him to explain who he is on the phone (i know i know) P. Diddy is losing the P. So there will no longer be any P in P. Diddy. That’s right, he’s chosen to be called… Diddy. It vaguely reminds of my mate who’s name was John Horsesass, he changed it to Larry Horsesass.
The choice of this name only reinforces all suspicion that P. Diddy is actually a raging hill billy redneck in a smooth operators clothes. Consider :: He can’t dance, he crashed his bike driving in a straight line in the “Every step you take” video, he’s always chewing straw or a toothpick and now he wants to be called :: Diddy.
DIDDY
Frequent use of:
Jeddadiah : “Say Diddy, wen awre we gonna git neked with the peegs ageen?”
DIDDY
Dictionary definition:
Diddy - A common referrence to a father by in-bred kids with no teeth who play the banjo all day and eat apple sauce through a straw.
(see also Uncle-Diddy)
I can see how it may be difficult for people who first meet him though, do you call him P? Do you call him Diddy? How unlucky that he was given that name by, er, himself.
Why can’t he be cool like Snoop? Now there’s a name and there’s a real gangster.
Yeah but remember that Snoop also used to be called Snoop Doggy Dogg and then Snoop Dogg and now its just Snoop…
He does seem to be the original gangsta though huh? I mean he puts the G in ‘bling’ and dare I say that he pioneered the foh shizzle my nizzle lingo…
True dat, Repect, Peace…and all those other gangterisms..