Extra sleep thanks to New World
Where do I start when I have nothing to say?!?!? Actually it’s not that I have nothing to say, it’s more that I have nothing to say anything about. Specifically around this movie that is. Other than that I have a crap load to say, but I don’t think any of you can handle the sheer power of it all. So i’ll proceed by saying nothing about this movie.
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Ok so that didn’t work. Here’s what I have to say about New World ::
To sum it up in a collection of words i’d pick the following :: Cold, empty and hollow. Oh and crap. Great marketing and not badly packaged but very little to back it up, not much unlike it’s male Star, Colon Furrow. Apparently he’s quite well packaged indeed. But seriously this movie lacked ANY of the ambiance that you think it would have. And it’s a shame too, because it contained some really interesting imagery that wasn’t played on nearly enough, an intense dynamic between little Indian girl and Hairy Irish guy and some other really depressing crap. I actually thought that this movie had left it’s mark on me but then realised that it was just drool on my shirt from when I dozed off after about 20 seconds. Anyhoo, I wish all the best to the little Indian girl coz she actually can act. As for Collin, I guess we could blame bad directing and such, but now that the last two movies he’s acted in, which both had potential to be HUGE, have been miserable bores, I guess we can easily blame him instead. Footlong or not. It’s an obvious pattern anyway. Alexander should have been MASSIVE! But it sucked. New World had the potential to be like, The Beach 2. But it was more like slushy marsh. It’s gotta be Colon’s fault. All in favour say :: AI! ::
Ai :: I though you would.
Peace outty
