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Faces for Radio

I feel really bad for writing this article because i’m not the type to climb into people, unless they’re politicians or uber retarded. But this just has to be said ::

I don’t know if anyone else has noticed this but a penny dropped for me a while back when I was out at a big “local celebs in the house” party. Now, I really wanted to build up to the punchline quite dynamically but there is just no way. So I’m just gonna out with it. Radio DJ’s are the biggest tossers in the whole world. They have the BIGGEST attitudes even when they’re completely FUGLY! And I have proof. Here’s an example of serious face for radio. Consider please for your benefit and uncontrolled laughter -

Exhibit A:

Kfm DJ, Nic Marais. At 5′ nothing and extremely carny-like, this little monkey of a man still manages to have an ego the size of a small planet. Here’s why he’s on radio::

He’s the one on the right… Look closer you’ll see him. Closer… closer, there under the chicks armpit… Got it!

Here’s Nic doing the “Homo Chimp” impression -

Here’s one with him making the rest of the team look good -

Unfortunate indeed i’m sure you’ll agree. “Why Nic the slick?” you might ask. It’s not JUST because he has a face for radio (although that is the part I enjoy), no, you see I had the misfortune of attending a certain event that was graced with his monkeyness’ presence. Let me tell you, his ego arrived 20 minutes before him and started working on my nerves. If you were ever in his immediate area, no wait even a 100ft radius…, no actually even if you were Cpt Kirk in the Dagoba system and he was on a Klingon ship in Tatooine (nice mix ey?) you’d STILL feel a disturbance in the force.

So that’s about all i’m able to offer as far as lashing out goes. I really had to put a lot in to manage being so mean. So from here on out it’s back to politicians and idiots…