Web Design South Africa by The Yellow Llama

NotCoffee… But It’s Java

MarkB — Wed, 13 May 2009 07:42:03 +0000

Whilst there’s a plethora of CSS Galleries and Showcases, there’s not too much in the way of showcase sites for niche languages like jQuery, MooTools, Prototype and custom javascripting. Some great animations and effects are being achieved using these libraries and its about time they get some recognition.

Enter NotCoffee.net.

NotCoffee is a jQuery Showcase, a MooTools Showcase and Prototype Showcase of great effects and animations using these libraries.

Be sure to check it out. Grab the feed, or follow them on Twitter.

The only way Bafana Bafana can win 2010

MarkB — Thu, 16 Apr 2009 10:04:13 +0000

The only way for Bafana Bafana to win during the 2010world cup

Aren’t you glad you’re a man?

MarkB — Wed, 25 Mar 2009 14:12:14 +0000

Click to open the full picture.

Alcohol Troubleshooting

MarkB — Fri, 06 Mar 2009 06:34:34 +0000

SYMPTOM	FAULT	ACTION
Feet cold and wet.	Glass being held at incorrect angle.	Rotate glass so that open end points toward ceiling.
Feet warm and wet.	Improper bladder control.	Stand next to nearest dog, complain about house training.
Drink unusually pale and tasteless.	Glass empty.	Get someone to buy you another drink.
Opposite wall covered with fluorescent lights.	You have fallen over backward.	Have yourself lashed to bar.
Mouth contains cigarette butts.	You have fallen forward.	See above.
Alcohol tasteless, front of your shirt is wet.	Mouth not open, or glass applied to wrong part of face.	Retire to restroom, practice in mirror.
Floor blurred.	You are looking through bottom of empty glass.	Get someone to buy you another drink.
Floor moving.	You are being carried out.	Find out if you are being taken to another bar.
Room seems unusually dark.	Bar has closed.	Confirm home address with bartender.
Taxi suddenly takes on colourful aspect and textures.	Alcohol consumption has exceeded personal limitations.	Cover mouth.
Everyone looks up to you and smiles.	You are dancing on the table.	Fall on somebody cushy-looking.
Drink is crystal-clear.	It’s water. Somebody is trying to sober you up.	Punch him.
Hands hurt, nose hurts, mind unusually clear.	You have been in a fight.	Apologize to everyone you see, just in case it was them.
Don’t recognize anyone, don’t recognize the room you’re in.	You’ve wandered into the wrong party.	See if they have free alcohol.
Your singing sounds distorted.	The drink is too weak.	Have more alcohol until your voice improves.
Don’t remember the words to the song.	Drink is just right.	Play air guitar.

World’s Biggest Catepillar

MarkB — Wed, 04 Mar 2009 07:08:49 +0000

Tell me you’re not laughing?? :D

Just when you thought all the good ideas were taken…

MarkB — Fri, 27 Feb 2009 09:44:15 +0000

Joost Sex Tape: Joost’s Starting Line Up

MarkB — Tue, 24 Feb 2009 14:52:20 +0000

After Joost’s Sex Tape revelation, here’s an insight into his starting lineup for the next game :)

SABC: Quality Television? I think not…

MarkB — Tue, 24 Feb 2009 08:48:34 +0000

Can you spot the errors here?

Yes, folks, the Incredible Comrade Fidel Castro went to University six years before his birth and spent four years underground before busting out of Momma’s womb. At the tender age of 3, he led a revolution and became, no doubt, the world’s youngest Prime Minister…if you believe the SABC!!

Moral of the story: Pay your TV license fee (it’s the right thing to do) - and consider it a charitable donation to the mentally retarded that work there.

Be careful of the lions in Mozambique

MarkB — Mon, 23 Feb 2009 08:50:46 +0000

Spiderman is Indian!

MarkB — Mon, 23 Feb 2009 08:46:53 +0000