Gillette’s trying to skin us alive
I remember when I was younger I used to watch my dad shave in the mornings, eagerly awaiting the arrival of my own facial fur. He had one of these cool razors that used those Minora blades. You’d twist a mechanism that would open this trap-door type thing on the head of the shaver, drop the Minora in and then twist the trap-door closed again and away you go.
Such a cool toy.
Later, some company I can’t recall, released the dual blade shaver. Whoa! Revolutionary.
Then came the Gillette Mach 3 Razor with 3, count em, three blades. This new device promised us a 30% closer shave. Thus less strokes on your sensitive skin and less chance of a rash.
Great.
Now ladies and gentlemen, I give you the Gillette Fusion
This baby promises yet another 30% closer shave.
So lets count that up now… 30% plus 30%…equals….. carry the 2…. 60%…
Now wait just a freggan minute. How much closer are these guys gonna get? 60% seems awfully damn close for my liking. Hey Gillette, I wanna get rid of stubble, not skin myself alive.
Someone take the blade away from them please.
Hmm, I watched Vertical limit the other day and that mountain guy just shaved with like a stanley knife or something, so is all this really neccessary?
So howcome Tarzan was always so smooth shaven??