Give me an “I”, give me a “P”, give me an “A”…
What does it spell? Nothing dummy it’s an acronym. Delivered in true cheerleader style however. Why? Well because if you were ever a cheerleader (those with high IQ’s excluded, and maybe Ettienne) or a soccer mom than this little acronym is about to change your life. And the lives of everyone that shop at the same places as you. IPA - Inteligent Parking Assistant!

Sit back, point ON-SCREEN (touch screen obviously) and tell the car which parking you want and fix your make-up in the mirror while the car parks itself! Sweet! How does it work? Well a series of sensors and cameras guide, no not guide, DRIVE the car into the bay with NO intervention from you! Touching the steering wheel or brake will stop the car immediately. And you’ll feel confident travelling at exactly 1M/H all the way in.
But sorry ladies, as yet it doesn’t come in Volvo station wagons, VW Beetles or even Mini’s. Nope, for now only the very hi-tech Toyota Prius can be equipped with this little gadget. I’m sure it’ll only be a matter of time before many other cars will er-hem “hop on board”. Who would have thought, hands free parking. And i’m sure that market is really looking forward to it’s upgrade, the “ASADICTJOIFOE” - Automatic swerve around device in case of a tree jumping out in front of me.
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