So you’re a worried father of dating daughters, or you’re the paranoid geeky husband of a gorgeous wife. How can you tell if you’re daughters and wives are nothing getting into…er…trouble?
GPS Panties
Forget-Me-Not-Panties are the answer to peace of mind for concerned dad’s and husband’s the world over. Equipped with a GPS Transmitter, you’re able to get the location of your loved one any time of day or night, including a few extra’s…
These panties will monitor the location of your daughter, wife or girlfriend 24 hours a day, and can even monitor their heart rate and body temperature. Based on pioneering research developed by the U.S. military at DARPA (Defense Advanced Research Projects Agency), we have brought this revolutionary technology, previously only available to the military, to you!
I think the biggest problem here, is how to get your loved one to actually wear the panties in the first place. I mean they’re not exactly Victoria’s Secret quality now are they? Well it seems to work according to a couple of satisfied customers.
The technology is embedded into a piece of fabric so seamlessly she will never know it’s there!
It was once said that laziness is the mother of invention…I think paranoia is a contender.
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4 Responses to GPS Panties
They should make GPS Undies for guys too….so if you lose them in your room, you can track them down under the mountain of clothes on chair/bed/floor. :-)
lmao…so so true
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