Green Pigs
Stem cells stem cells stem cells! A world of fun for bored scientists…
By using DNA from jellyfish scientist have been able to produce GREEN PIGS. ::SEE BELOW:: This is not photoshopped. Why do we need green pigs you may ask? Well it’s simple, because pink piggy banks are soooo last season (despite what SOME of our readers may feel) Not really, actually the Green pigs are a tool for scientists to “show the impact of experimental drugs on cancerous tumours”. From :: Sky
I don’t understand the trip though, it’s not really a new thing. In fact most animals in Chernobyl were glowing green for many years. Besides that i’ve seen thousands of old ladies with blue or purple hair. Do they think that this is a natural phenomenon? Clearly it’s a sinister drug testing programme carried out on old ladies around the world. Maybe even an old lady conspiracy, yes, perhaps they’re pumping themselves full of chemicals knowing that we just except the side effect of blue hair. Grannies = Blue hair, yeah that’s normal. Holy Crap?!? When did we start believing that? Someone better check that out. Oh and that Marge Simpson chick, she’s kinda freaky.
Anyway, about the pigs. Think of the WORLD of accessorising this opens up for fashion houses! I reckon Paris Hilton, Kylie Minogue, Bianca Pianese and Sharon Quickfall (all at varying stages of fame) would ALL buy into pink puppies and parrots perhaps. (Ah alliteration, my old friend, used often in old cigarette ads too) Imagine going to a restaurant and being able to order an ACTUAL BLUE STEAK! Woah! You could have green bacon to go with your Green eggs instead of ham (thanks Doc Zeus) and you could even have Thai red curry with REAL RED BEEF! Damn those Taiwanese scientists - did we expect it to be made anywhere other than Taiwan? Happy days!!!
Childrens parties will never be the same! Thanks Taiwan!
So while they’re testing their drugs and undercover grannies run around with purple hair trying to take over the world, I will wait patiently for the day when I can say, Pass me the Hemorrhoid cream… Woops, no sorry, i’m not waiting for that day ever…
I will wait patiently for the day when I can say, Pass me the purple chicken breast or hand me the yellow fillet steak, so that my dinner, can go with my shoes…