Here’s a tip, don’t eat McDonalds
I found a really interesting game to play for those days that you wanna break stuff. It may not be very fulfilling but it beats having to drive to the local slums to buy plastic explosives.
What you need to play:
1 x car
1 x not-exact-change
1 x McD’s drive through window/counter cashier (drive through is better, see below)
1 x McD’s order
1 x Buffalo (R100 note)
1 x friend
Rules:
There is only 1 rule, McDonalds staff are not allowed to take tips.
How to play:
- Go to McDonalds and order whatever you want, it all tastes the same anyway
- Pay with a big note
- Offer the cashier small change as a tip
- See if they accept or decline, they’re supposed to decline as they are not allowed to take tips, but some do
- If they decline the tip as required get your friend to place a similar order and pay with a 100 bucks and offer them a 20 or a 50 as a tip. See the temptation get the better of them, especially where no-one can see them like at a drive through window
- If they decline again walk away and see the sick look on their face as they see half a days wages just vanish before their eyes
- If they EVER accept - depending on how bad a mood you’re in, get them fired. If you’re not in such a bad mood just toy with them by threatening to bust them. This can be fun and can also score you payloads of free sauce
This really works but if you’re nervous, try it out first, next time you’re dining from the Golden Arches offer someone even 50c, they MUST decline and most likely will. If they accept they get the axe. Sad but true. But a good opportunity to have a little sick fun.
Dude besides the virgin’s we produce here, we got a McD’s aswell… I reckon I go there for lunch today and take out some frustrations out on the drive through staff
That is just so cruel, but funny. Have you heard they have a 1 meter smile rule. If you are within one metre of them, they must smile at you. now just bob your head back a forth
That’s so cruel man! Might as well try this with a traffic officer as well :P