Why do farts smell? For benefit of the deaf.
…Did you hear about the transvestite who was desperate for a night out on the town?
Apparently he wanted to eat, drink and be Mary…
Aim for the stars. But first, aim for their bodyguards.
Don’t spend $2 to dry-clean a shirt. Donate it to the Salvation Army instead. They’ll clean it, put it on a hanger. Next morn buy it back for 50p.
Did you hear about the guy that lost his left arm and leg in a car crash?
He’s all right now.
What does DNA stand for?
National Dyslexic Association
Did you hear about the dyslexic Satanist?
He sold his soul to Santa
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t work?
A stick.
Where do you get virgin wool from?
Ugly sheep
Confucius say…
…man who fart in church, sit in own pew
…two wrongs not make right, but two rights make U-turn
…man who push piano down mine shaft, likely to get A flat minor
…man who have last laugh, not get joke
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