So I’m cruising down the highway after a particularly good skating session, chillin’ with sum tunes and dreaming of Drew Barrymore, when suddenly I see an M3 bearing down on me like the dude’s on a suicide mission! A quick wake-up, swerve and glance back up at him (all the while trying not to soil my pants) reveals a particularly Curried gentleman with a personalised number-plate that reads……………. wait for it…………….
JIHAAD.WP!
WHAT THE @$%&! Is that even legal? Don’t get me wrong, I’m all for freedom of speech and stuff, but this is pushing it! What next? GENOCIDE.GP? Or what about RUFI.KZ?
And just in case the rumours are true, and the FBI/CIA/NSA do really have little scanners checking for this sort of thing –
THERE’S A DUDE IN CAPE TOWN WITH JIHAAD ‘PLATES – SO BLAME HIM NEXT TIME SOMETHING BLOWS UP!
As for me, I’ve applied for NOTTHEREALDALE.WP…
C Ya
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