Jumping the Couch - Thx Tom
No more going ballistic, no more going postal, from here on forward when people get all trippy and slaughter their friends with popsicle sticks they are “Jumping the couch”. We have Tom Cruise to thank.
Thanks Tom
Hope that’s how he wanted to be remembered.
Outty
Planet of the Apes remake??
Timmy!!!
No wait - Tommy!!!
Ok guys, maybe he made a fool of himself, but let me tell you MAJOR ‘brownie points’. He’s jumping up and down on the couch because he’s just so in-love and excited about it, he doesn’t care what the world thinks. So here’s an idea, instead of over using the term ‘brownie points’, you can say ‘that gift is majorly jumping on the couch’…use it don’t use it. But I’m a girl.
Brownie points indeed, but alas, if Tom does break up with young Katie, as stars do, he has shot himself in the proverbial foot. How do you convince anyone you love them more than that unless you employ the same or greater antics?
Tsk tsk, Tom. Bad forward planning for a star…