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Kate moss set up

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Was anyone really shocked at hearing of Kate Moss’ drug habits? If you were, you’re an idiot. Her boyfriend is the king of inebriation and she’s a famous model who doesn’t ever put on any weight. What did you expect really?

Anyhoo, news is her boyfriends (Pete Doherty) recreational pharmacist has been accused of setting her up. Apparently he threw a bag of powder and a fiddy dullah bill at her and hid out in the closet so he could get priceless footage of her doing 5 lines of the stuff. Why? So he could flog the tapes to the media? Does he hate Kate because she always got those modelling jobs he wanted?

More importantly, will he turn up dead? Will he write a book? Will he go to jail? Wil he make it as a female model? Probably all of those. I wanna know where Pete fits in on this whole deal as the dealer was a close personal friend of his. Surely that affects the browny point system. Unless of course, they’re all too broken to care most of the time.

So we’ll be seeing a lot less of Kate these days, and not in the Nicole Richie/Lindsay Lohan sense. She’s lost a few conrtacts due to her habit, or the publicity thereof anyway, coz like i said, if you didn’t already know you’re probably either locked in a room with padded walls or might find yourself answering “Who’s Kate Moss?” when asked your opinion.

2 Responses to Kate moss set up

  • Written by: Bruva J
  • Date: November 1st, 2005
  • Time: 10:18 am

Luckily I’m not a world famous female model with my boyfriend sitting in the closet with his 20 bucks Kodak camera this w/end… I woulda been busted beeg time!

  • Written by: BiziB
  • Date: November 4th, 2005
  • Time: 2:08 pm

WOW, no wonder she looks so coked up, after 5 lines of baby powder you’d also look a bit ruff 2. Come on who are we trying to fool here guys! Regardless of whether or not it was coke (which it OBVIOUSLY was, her BF is a known coke addict, NOT baby powder addict) she sniffed it ‘thinking’ it was coccaine. So if I was a sweet innocent girl would I start snorting a big bag of white stuff…having nooooo idea it was illegal? She’s strung out more often than not. Simpathy ploy backfire!

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