Lil Kim Begins 1yr Jail Term
Lil Kim has been convicted of purgery and sentanced to 1 year in jail. I had to find out myself what purgery meant, so for like-minded readers, purgery refers to lying in court when under oath.
Lil ‘pinochio’ Kim was somehow involved in a shoot out in 2001 between two rival gangs which left 1 man wounded. How original.
Whilst dramatically clutching a Bible, Lil Kim said, “I testified falsely to the grand jury and during the trial. I know it was wrong. I am a God-fearing, good person, and this is the toughest thing I’ve ever been through.”
Clearly not phased by her performance, the judge (quite rightly) reprimanded her for being dishonest, saying her lies were an insult to him and to the court. Giving “false testimony under oath undermines our system of justice,” said Lynch, who described Kim’s actions as “blatant perjury,” with “clear” intent. “It’s a serious offense … and the crimes you covered up were serious, indeed.”
Must be honest, this all doesn’t really phase me as I’m not a Lil Kim fan, but I am glad that the law is being upheld and not side-stepped for a pop-star. *cough*MJ*cough*
So they convicted a 4′3″ lil-pop star… Nice one. What didn’t she hav enough ca$h 2 buy her way out, OJ Simpson jumps 2 mind and then who can forget good ol’ MJ!
hey! i had enough money to buy my way out! this is research! LOL!