Live Lead Singer, Impersonations and The Matrix

While watching my Live DVD last night I noticed something rather interesting. Ed Kowalczyk (Live Front Man) is a rather talented man, he does the most incredible impersonations. Here let me show you what I mean:

Here’s Ed doing Collin Farrel

This is Eds Pauly Shore impression:

And here we see Ed doing some tennis stars:
John McEnroe

Andre Agassi


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“Damn”, I thought to myself, “Ed Kowalczyk looks like everyone”. And then it hit me - “Maybe he’s an agent, he is everyone and he is no-one.”

Think about it, the Bands name is Live? See the play there? Definately a machine subliminal. Live songs include Sh@t Town, Selling the Drama, Ghost, etc. What does that tell you? It tells you that they’re using Live to desensitise us to the falsities of the world in which we live. To make us inert. Also why else would he have had a cameo appearance in a movie like Fight Club? Indeed a movie that sells alternate realities. Good questions, and if he is actually John McEnroe AND Andre Agassi, he must be an agent, who else could move fast enough to play both sides of a McEnroe Agassi matchup? Obviously there have been buggy versions of agent Ed too, Pauly Shore is a prime example of that and i’m sure there are others that I have missed. Even the name Kowalczyk easily reminds of cheesey-American-cop-flick-detectives. So there you have it, undeniable proof, the machines are using Live to control our lives. It’s so obvious and we’ve missed it for so long. Wake up everybody!